"This is the worst rom-com I've ever watched." | RusAme
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When America can't act his own age and ends up pissing off the wrong people, what happens then?
Drama amongst his family, friends, and everyone else in between. But when is that ever new? But when the drama between one certain country and the well-known American escalate.. what happens next? Find out on this weeks all new series "This is the worst rom-com I've ever watched"!
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countryxcountry shipping
extremely historically inaccruate(with some actual facts mixed in between)
google translate (rarely)
stereotyping
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czech
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