FER SWERDZ THE HD REMAKE
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THEY'RE FUCKING BACK!!!
Lonk is now a knight of Harold! He serbs Prinseses Zroldo, but hes so awesome sawag at his job that all the utrher knights r jealous! BUT ALL OF A SSUDNE!!!!!!!!! AN EVIL VERSON OF LONK KIDNAPS ZROLDO!!!!!!! Lonk musk onse agan prepare himself to defeet da forses of evul. He needs the super ebic and legendary Fer Swerd, but unfortunaly it requires releasing the EVIL POOTY!!! It also splits him into four veshons of himself, and they all want 2 be the REAL LONK. WILL LONK SAVE HUERLE OR NO!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?
Find out in this horrible crack version of the incredibly famous Legend of Zelda: Four Swords manga! NOW updated with 100% more spelling errors and more braindeadness!
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