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Ongoing, First published Feb 27, 2023
जो लोग कहते हैं कि लड़कियां लड़कों से ज्यादा दुखों का सामना करती हैं उन्हें मैं बता दूं कि सर्दियों में बाल कटवाने के बाद नहाना कोई आसान काम नहीं होता।🤣😂😎😅


गहरे खड्डे में गिरा हुआ इंसान बाहर निकल सकता है लेकिन शादी कोई औरतों के बीच फंस जाए तो निकलना मुश्किल है भैया😆🤣😎


सब्जी में मिर्ची ना हो तो टेस्टी नहीं होती और अगर  मिर्ची हो तो खाई नहीं जाती उसी तरह से अगर गर्लफ्रेंड ना हो तो अच्छा नहीं लगता  है और अगर गर्लफ्रेंड हो तो संभाली नहीं जाती😆🤣😎

वैष्णो देवी गया था वहां पर वैष्णो देवी  से और भैरव बाबा से एक मन्नत मांग कर आया हूं कि कोई लड़की सेट हो जाए तो मैं यहां पर ₹2 की मिठाई चढ़ा लूंगा अब देखता हूं कैसे सेट नहीं होती साली 🤣😆😎


आप कभी हमारे घर में आओ मेहमान बन k हम आपको गुलाब जामुन रसगुल्ला शाही पनीर मटर पनीर पेप्सी कोकोकोला डेरी मिल्क की फोटो दिखाएंगे🤣🤣🤣😎


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