Sneaky Tricks for Snagging Dates and Meeting People
JohnMcCoy
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JohnMcCoy
Ongoing, First published Dec 10, 2012
Mature
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Okay... you're 5 feet tall, weigh three hundred and ninety pounds, have a flat head, a hunchback, and your dog won't play with you unless you've got food. Is there any hope? Damned straight there is. Just take Uncle John's advice and you'll be breathing heavy in the back seat of a late model crew-cab pickup truck in no time.
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