Sneaky Tricks for Snagging Dates and Meeting People - John Harold McCoy - Wattpad

Story cover for Sneaky Tricks for Snagging Dates and Meeting People by JohnMcCoy

Sneaky Tricks for Snagging Dates and Meeting People

Reads 2,072
Votes 61
Parts 1
Time 1h 6m

Reads 2,072
Votes 61
Parts 1
Time 1h 6m

Mature

advice dates dating girls guys love meeting relationships satire

Okay... you're 5 feet tall, weigh three hundred and ninety pounds, have a flat head, a hunchback, and your dog won't play with you unless you've got food. Is there any hope? Damned straight there is. Just take Uncle John's advice and you'll be breathing heavy in the back seat of a late model crew-cab pickup truck in no time.All Rights Reserved

advice dates dating girls guys love meeting relationships satire

Table of contents

Sneaky Trick for Snagging Dates and Meeting People
Mon, Dec 10, 2012

1 part

Sneaky Trick for Snagging Dates and Meeting People
Mon, Dec 10, 2012

Sign up to add Sneaky Tricks for Snagging Dates and Meeting People to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

The Ballerina and The Club President by Cmscmt

Rose was a ballerina, but now she was on the run from her families betrayal and a dangerous stalker. She kept moving till she found a place that felt like home and people that felt like family. She just needed to stay away from the big bad biker. The same big bad biker that she put on his ass within 72 hours of meeting. Sin was the president of his club and never had a empty bed. He never face rejection till the little ballerina took over his life. She needed him and his protection weather she wanted it or not. *Warning the story is not edited yet I need to go back through and check for mistakes I got it all put down but then needed time for it to settle before I went back to edit will be starting on that soon I'm sure there are lots of mistakes as I wrote it on my phone between football practices and band practices and everything else that goes on with the crazy busy schedule of a full time working mom.

My Babysitter is Johnnie Guilbert..what?! by Cassie_whitaker

I'm fiveteen and for some reason my mom doesn't trust me enough to be home alone all night. My parents were both going on a "date" night thing and weren't going to be home until the next day. All I know is I LOVE my babysitter

A Foreign Love Song (Jake Bateman x Johnnie Guilbert) by davyxxjones

A story about worsening depression and increasing affection. Just your average depressing love story.

Devils Angels MC. Blade by Cmscmt

Growing up with one thought.... Escaping the religious cult I live in. Leaving the cult I find my true family love and myself. I discover how strong I am and what life is truly about. Falling for a biker and emerging myself in their culture. ** This is unedited and will come back to edit after I finish a few more books that are filling up my brain. It has tons of errors as I wrote on my phone in the pick up lines at school. Don't judge that's an hour a day of solid writing time😁

The Boyfriend Games {Complete | Book One} by BlueDanceLover

"You signed me up for what?" I shrieked at her. My best friend, who had volunteered me to test a new game that she wanted to make videos out of. A game that took ten girls and ten guys and forced them to become a couple. But the guys had to go around and choose who they wanted to try and date, to court and try to swoon. A twisted form of the bachelor or the bachelorette. A way of trying to force love. And she had written my name down without my permission. "It's called The Boyfriend Games," she giggled. "We're gonna find you some love." •~• I gasped looking up at the sincerity in his eyes. "I mean it. The other girls not only dolled their looks up, but they all put on a phony façade. The personality and laughter I see from them is all fake. But you... you only show what's real, no matter how different your appearance is. You're still the same Thera that you were before this started." Chewing on my lip I looked up at him and took a deep breath before my reply. "I really have to pee." •~• Started: Jan. 2015 Finished: July 2015

This Thing Called Love. by Love_Bri94

Teach me. Show me. I'm willing to learn what LOVE really is.

Crush Advice by rock_dreamer

Are you afraid your crush doesn't like you back? Or maybe he's just too shy to make the first move? Or perhaps you have problems with your boyfriend/girlfriend, or maybe even with your ex who has just decided to fly back into your life like a boomerang. Whatever the case, you just need a little bit of advice. Right? Hop in and get all the answers you've been waiting for right here - anonymously!

Loving Me (Brian Quinn x Reader) by bay9716

You've just moved to New York, all you want is to move on and start something new. Life has been rough the past few years, after losing your mother things just haven't been the same. So this move is definitely for the better. You love your job as a graphic designer, and you move into a house given to you after your mother's passing. You then you meet your neighbor Brian Quinn, he is really funny, tall, handsome and apparently... is famous? He walks in your life and the emotions and feelings you have been pushing down for years begin to surface as you try to let someone in for the first time in a long time. Could you let yourself be happy? Can you learn to trust and love again? Brain has struggled to find a relationship, he feels old and honestly really isn't looking for love.. When he meets (Y/N), he feels the instant connection..

Mayhem (Hades Gate MC #1) by Aquamira

• Levi • I've wished for death too many times to count when I was a child. Too bad only my soul died, not my body. Now that i'm older, I refuse to give up.I want answers. Answers that my family can give me. A family that doesn't even know I exist. What the hell am I getting myself into? • Mayhem • I was born into this life. The club life. Violence, drugs, murder, woman, the brotherhood. It was always part of my life, minus the woman. I stay away from woman. I don't trust them, I hate them. I don't want them around me. But the little sister of my President apparently is an exception, since she won't get out of my fucking head. I'm obsessed. I hate her. I want her more than I hate her. I will get her, she will be mine. *This story contains violence, mature language, sexual content and dark themes* **I don't own any of the pictures used in this story; all right go to their rightful owners**

Just Another Day at the Office - Part One by HedonistSix

I noticed him through a window during the job interview. The way my mind raced and my heart fluttered, it was obvious how much I wanted him. It was by sheer luck that I managed to land the job, because I certainly wasn't in any condition to respond sensibly to the questions that came my way. But it's not easy talking to someone, who seemingly wants to be nowhere near where they are. To someone who would rather disappear every lunch hour than spend it getting to know their new trainee. John was exactly my type, even if that's hard to believe. I don't go for the stereotypical Calvin Klein underwear model type, you see. I may be petite, but I like my men with a bit - OK, a lot - of meat on them. It may have been just another day at the office for the rest of our colleagues, but for me, it was the start of hopefully something amazing. A love story that could leave me broken, but preferably one that might turn John and me into one of those smug, in love couples which everyone just hates to be around.

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

The Ballerina and The Club President cover

My Babysitter is Johnnie Guilbert..what?! cover

A Foreign Love Song (Jake Bateman x Johnnie Guilbert) cover

Devils Angels MC. Blade cover

The Boyfriend Games {Complete | Book One} cover

This Thing Called Love. cover

Crush Advice cover

Loving Me (Brian Quinn x Reader) cover

Mayhem (Hades Gate MC #1) cover

Just Another Day at the Office - Part One cover

The Ballerina and The Club President

Rose was a ballerina, but now she was on the run from her families betrayal and a dangerous stalker. She kept moving till she found a place that felt like home and people that felt like family. She just needed to stay away from the big bad biker. The same big bad biker that she put on his ass within 72 hours of meeting. Sin was the president of his club and never had a empty bed. He never face rejection till the little ballerina took over his life. She needed him and his protection weather she wanted it or not. *Warning the story is not edited yet I need to go back through and check for mistakes I got it all put down but then needed time for it to settle before I went back to edit will be starting on that soon I'm sure there are lots of mistakes as I wrote it on my phone between football practices and band practices and everything else that goes on with the crazy busy schedule of a full time working mom.