Sponge Noir

Reads 901
Votes 3
Parts 11
Time 5h 48m

Reads 901
Votes 3
Parts 11
Time 5h 48m

Summary: Bikini Bottom has become disheveled like SpongeBob and his old square pants. With a new identity and career, Detective Joe Sponge finally broke the mold of being a kid. As imminent death looms, his narration reflects on whether his journey through manhood and career decisions should fill him with satisfaction or regret. Sponge excels at finding crooks yet struggles to find himself.
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    Proceed to the comment section with caution as there could be spoilers.
    
    This Neo-Noir adaptation of SpongeBob SquarePants has settings, characters, and cited lines in the reference list below the chapters that mostly belong to Nickelodeon and, in particular, the early seasons of the SpongeBob franchise and first movie. Rest in Peace Stephen Hillenburg. Also, feel free to make suggestions for improvement as I always appreciate constructive criticism.
    
    By Draguvon (Darren Ljubojevich)
    Inspired by the Squid Noir and Missing Identity episodes as well as the YouTuber, Eddie Miller.
    
    For the best experience of listening while reading, open the story in your internet browser app rather than the Wattpad app. To quickly switch between songs, you can press your home button and reopen your internet app to stop the song and start the next one.
    
    But if using the Wattpad app, you can still read while listening to the music by clicking the video title or YouTube button within the video to be redirected to the YouTube App. Then sift through your open apps so you can press and hold the Wattpad app to be opened in a smaller window overtop of the YouTube app so you can scroll through the Wattpad app while listening to YouTube.All Rights Reserved

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Summary: Bikini Bottom has become disheveled like SpongeBob and his old square pants. With a new identity and career, Detective Joe Sponge finally broke the mold of being a kid. As imminent death looms, his narration reflects on whether his journey through manhood and career decisions should fill him with satisfaction or regret. Sponge excels at finding crooks yet struggles to find himself.
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Proceed to the comment section with caution as there could be spoilers.

This Neo-Noir adaptation of SpongeBob SquarePants has settings, characters, and cited lines in the reference list below the chapters that mostly belong to Nickelodeon and, in particular, the early seasons of the SpongeBob franchise and first movie. Rest in Peace Stephen Hillenburg. Also, feel free to make suggestions for improvement as I always appreciate constructive criticism.

By Draguvon (Darren Ljubojevich)
Inspired by the Squid Noir and Missing Identity episodes as well as the YouTuber, Eddie Miller.

For the best experience of listening while reading, open the story in your internet browser app rather than the Wattpad app. To quickly switch between songs, you can press your home button and reopen your internet app to stop the song and start the next one.

But if using the Wattpad app, you can still read while listening to the music by clicking the video title or YouTube button within the video to be redirected to the YouTube App. Then sift through your open apps so you can press and hold the Wattpad app to be opened in a smaller window overtop of the YouTube app so you can scroll through the Wattpad app while listening to YouTube.

11 parts