Love is more than the bedroom

I'm shit at summaries bro. But let me explain why you should read this.
As you all know, this is a fanfic set in J.K.Rowling's world, with her characters and places! All credit goes to her for the world building. However, this is no regular reader insert fanfic. We won't be rereading the books, Voldemort doesn't exist, Harry Potter is just the prodigy kid, and mud-blood slander doesn't exist.. ish,, because without our dear muggle buddies (us), there would be no more wizards/witches!! That being said, OFC THERE WILL BE MONSTERS! What is Hogwarts if not a danger to their student body??
I did add a bunch of stuff here, such as more students and teachers, because there is no way a functioning school only has 7 teachers!! And for those Dumbledore fans, well, Dumbledore is much more loonier than usual. This guy is simply having fun.
That should be all! So enjoy!