Getaway Car: A Hellcheer pregnancy story

"Alright class, open your books to page 58. We're going to be going back over human reproduction," Mrs. Hamilton instructs, pushing her thick glasses up her nose. "And please can we keep the laughter to a minimum? Try and act your age."

Chrissy twirls her pencil in her fingers, absently glancing out the window when a sentence catches her attention.

"And, unfortunately, this can bring on what is commonly known as morning sickness."

Morning sickness?

Chrissy Cunningham is pregnant.

Which is a problem considering she's got an (asshole) boyfriend who believes she's a virgin saving herself for marriage.

All of Chrissy's carefully laid plans to leave Hawkin's with Eddie after graduation comes crashing down when the liquid in that tube turns pink and their carefully concealed relationship?

Well, it's hardly an immaculate conception...