Clef & Kondraki are grown-ass men (yet they debate who'd win a fistfight)
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Complete, First published Mar 02, 2023
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Top 10 times a non-serious fistfight between 2 grown men in their 50s led to a gay relationship! Number 1 will SHOCK you!

(AKA clef and kondraki are 2 manchildren who refuse to live with the agreement that their best friend of several decades would beat them in a one-on-one fistfight. also they are madly in love. they just need to punch the obliviousness out of eachother.)

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shoutout to my irl friend who i made beta read this but with changed names so they don't know it's scp fanfiction ur a real one <3

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(i promise this isnt as cursed as the slur fic)

(i promise its mostly fluff i pinky prommy)

(ive literally never written "fights" before)
(then again its been like 2 years since i've written anything im shocked anything i put out has any quality)

(the clefdraki virus has taken over my brain. i am. so sorry)
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