- A Dark and Erotic Romantic Comedy that offers second chances for fated love.
In that moment of embarrassment, fear and dread, I do the unthinkable........
I jump into the black clad stranger's arms, and kiss him with all the drama of a soap opera.
I'm so pent-up and freaked out trying to avoid my stalker that all the 'big' feelings I can't really express in any other way come out in the shape of me sucking Dracula's face like a starved sex demon.
Yes, I meant it to be for show, but ..... I've already come this far, why not? "Renfield tricked me," I pant, pointing my shaking finger at the obnoxious blonde man, literally crying, this is all so hysterical to him.
Let's just say it's not all fake when I practically swoon like the well-to-do British lady I'm impersonating. "Dracula's spell is too powerful. I can't fight it, go! Go find Van Helsing!"
How did this happen?
Nicky! That's right, this is all my orphan brother, Roman Nikolai Cross' fault!
Ever since that tweedle twap jerk named me after the bad luck stray cat outside our orphanage, there is no end to the comedy of errors that is my life. I was hoping to avoid the so tragic it's funny or so funny it's tragic stigma with my second chance on life, but no such luck with his latest shenanigans.
You'd think with my history, he'd let me keep a low profile, but no. More than anyone, I'm keenly aware that the Senate allows the Mafia to run the streets of Haven, last sanctuary for Fey or not, and there is nothing ordinary about the larger than life, billionaire titans his meddling crash lands me into!
Reverse Harem Mafia
18+
(Book 1 of the Mythology Series)
Aphrodite~ Goddess of love; fertility.
She stayed in the clouds, looking down upon the humans as she helped them fall in love. She stayed in the clouds, watching as the celestial beings found their mates. She did not mind these things, but the truth was that she was lonely. After creating the powerful connection of love in the mate bond, she wanted nothing more than to experience it. But she knew that gods did not receive them... Or so she thought.
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I tried to back away from Lucifer but he held me in place, not letting me escape his hold. Although I'm a goddess and he's a Demi god, I know he's much more powerful than me. In every single way. The asshole gets it from his father. My deranged uncle.
"Lucifer let me g-" He let out another growl at my attempts to talk him out of this. But there was no talking to a demon. The hunger in his eyes made my stomach feel queasy.
"Don't ever let me hear you talking about another man fucking you unless it's me or your other two mates. He won't ever touch you again unless he wants to die a slow and painful death I'll be happy to give him."
I gasped and tried to break free again. "You wouldn't dare touch him!" He gave me a dark chuckle before letting go of me.
"Don't dare me. I like a challenge, Aphrodite. Oh, and don't forget your words. You could never moan his name to the heavens since he has never pleasured you. It takes 3 cocks to pleasure you, my beautiful mate. He only has one." A beautiful smirk came on his lips and I narrowed my eyes at him. "There'll be punishment for that later."
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