- A Dark and Erotic Romantic Comedy that offers second chances for fated love.
In that moment of embarrassment, fear and dread, I do the unthinkable........
I jump into the black clad stranger's arms, and kiss him with all the drama of a soap opera.
I'm so pent-up and freaked out trying to avoid my stalker that all the 'big' feelings I can't really express in any other way come out in the shape of me sucking Dracula's face like a starved sex demon.
Yes, I meant it to be for show, but ..... I've already come this far, why not? "Renfield tricked me," I pant, pointing my shaking finger at the obnoxious blonde man, literally crying, this is all so hysterical to him.
Let's just say it's not all fake when I practically swoon like the well-to-do British lady I'm impersonating. "Dracula's spell is too powerful. I can't fight it, go! Go find Van Helsing!"
How did this happen?
Nicky! That's right, this is all my orphan brother, Roman Nikolai Cross' fault!
Ever since that tweedle twap jerk named me after the bad luck stray cat outside our orphanage, there is no end to the comedy of errors that is my life. I was hoping to avoid the so tragic it's funny or so funny it's tragic stigma with my second chance on life, but no such luck with his latest shenanigans.
You'd think with my history, he'd let me keep a low profile, but no. More than anyone, I'm keenly aware that the Senate allows the Mafia to run the streets of Haven, last sanctuary for Fey or not, and there is nothing ordinary about the larger than life, billionaire titans his meddling crash lands me into!
Reverse Harem Mafia
18+
Maya applied pressure to my wound. I hissed from the pain. "Stop fucking around." She rolled her eyes at me. Maya finished tending my wound, wrapping it with a bandage. As she got up to put the first aid away, I stopped her.
My thumb rubbed against the cool skin of her hand. I pulled her to sit on my lap. My fingers ran through her hair. "You're doing it again." I ignored her, sinking my chin into her shoulder. "I have no idea what you're talking about." I placed small pecks on neck. Her breathing turning heavy. "Stop. Someone could walk in."
"And? You think they want to watch? Shit, I would."
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~Maya Castillo~
Escaping her traumatic past, Maya and her brother, Santiago, run to New York. In hopes to run her family business one day along side with her brother, she takes a college program at NYU. But when a anonymous person threatens her, Santiago turns to a past trusted friend. His price for protection? Her.
~Noah Slade~
In Manhattan, Noah is feared around the entire city. New York bows to his feet. He works in multiple businesses and is known in the mafia world as well. When a old friend from high school comes to him for protection, he comes face to face with his friend's sister once again, knowing exactly what he wants in exchange.
~ H I G H E S T R A N K S ~
#6- badass 8/24/2022
#8- ongoing 10/31/2022