Hey guys! First of all, disclaimer: I do not own any of these stories. They are a series of hilarious or interesting (at least to me) stories. This "book" is made up of the following stories:
An Unfortunate Lily Maid
(from "Anne of Green Gables)
The Naming of Cats
Four-Ring Circus
Tony and "The Gettysburg Address"
Being a Public Character
Nothing Ever Happens
Yes, Your Honesty
Limericks
Drama on the High Seas
The Ransom of Red Chief
Amazing Habits of Ants
Evolution
Mama and the Doctor's Wife
Jest 'Fore Christmas
ok. imma be honest here. there's prob like a million of these out here but none of them ever seem exactly right and i started getting kinda pissed so imma take a stab at writing my own pls don't be mad.
(Warning: a few references to sex but there's no smut.)
im like this 🤏 close to deleting this cringy ass story but for the time being i'm keeping it up just a fair warning i guess