This is a robbery...of my heart
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Last published Mon, Aug 7, 2023
Pop (from Pop-Up Pirate) x Robert (from One Night Ultimate Werewolf) love story. REALLY HOT. LOTS OF SEX & SMUT SO BE WARNED.
PRAISE FOR 'THIS IS A ROBBERY...OF MY HEART':
"Pirates! Robbers! Violence! Ocean! Class warfare! Pee! Who would think to combine all of these other than Archive of Our Own's renowned writer "sayeconomics", also known as pianistarmenfan_929. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant." - Kirkus Reviews
"'This is a robbery' is a captivating original story that boldly examines crime, identity, humanity, and love in the face of social conflict. Relevant and poignant, it is truly a novel for our times." - The New York Times
"If there is one book you will ever read, make it AO3 user sayeconomics' This is a robbery...of my heart." - Joe Biden, President of the United States
"This book has got that yummy yum" - Justin Bieber, creator of Yummy
"Wattpad user 'pianistarmen_929' tells the tale we never knew we needed...an unlikely romance between a robber and a pirate, set against the turbulent backdrop of the big blue ocean, class warfare, and a crime-riddled society, and shows everyone that love can transcend any boundary. We will hang this up in our museums forever!" - The Smithsonian
"Oughdkjl;ag;kjdasghsakjf this was so hawt like so hot whew i loved it when Robert cock 😳 turn to page three if u are just here for the spicy stuff like me ;)" - Anonymous Wattpad user
"This is the kind of writing that makes me want to poop. Brb going to the bathroom" - Some Guy
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