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Jokes

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alexander_234567

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Hi everybody I know some of these jokes won't be funny but I been doing books for a year ago and now I'm just going to be the same thing as last year cause nobody wants to vote only for the Hollywood undeadAll Rights Reserved

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Another Bad Boy Story by nerd_jude_hope

Emma Carpenter is a classic example of a nerd. She does her homework, gets straight A's, reads all the time, and never gets in trouble. Then one day Emma gets detention with the one and only Dylan Evans. You could say he's a bad boy. He punches anyone who pisses him off, sleeps around with every girl he meets, doesn't attend school, and is in trouble 99.9% of the time. And of course Emma can't stand him. During detention there teacher assigns them a project for them to do together over the next couple of weeks. Emma is furious. So what happens when Emma soon realizes there is more to Dylan than that meets the eye? ****WARNING**** There are some strong language in this story. This story does have a lot of mistakes, I will fix them at the end of the book. -Please read my book. Sorry I suck at descriptions. You won't regret reading my book! ****** ALL THINGS IN THIS STORY ARE FICTION. I DID NOT COPY ANY OF THIS STORY FROM OTHER STORY'S. ALL THINGS IN THIS STORY THAT ARE LIKE OTHER STORY ARE COMPLETELY COINCIDENTAL!

Violet's Delight by lyazar

"Well then. That's the first time a girl has ever rejected my close proximity," he said, eyes ablaze with a playful fire. "You better get used to it," I retorted as I spun on my heel and headed for the school doors that led to the outside. "I've never met anyone like you before," he called after me, this time, not coming after me. "I know, Romeo. I'm a special little snowflake," I called back, not turning around. "You got the 'little' part right there, Princess!" he shouted after me. I threw up my middle finger back to him and heard him laugh as I exited out the doors rather dramatically. ... I'm tired of all those high school stories about a straight-A girl student with the perfect life who falls for the stereotypical Mr. Bad Boy who wears leather black jackets and only has a soft spot for her. That's not how the real world works, sweetheart. I may look like a damsel, but I'm never in distress. ... Not me making fun of the "she's not like every other girl" trope <3 o.o :)) I like to think I'm funny. After all: #3 in amusement 10/22/22 #1 in banter 10/31/22 #3 in friendship 11/7/22

She's The Girl Next Door (MAJOR EDITING) by Queen_Geek

'Bad Boys Ain't Good But Good Boys Ain't No Fun.' "Don't look, but it's the king of being horny behind you." I automatically looked behind me, making Autumn scoff at me. She shook her head. "Ace Ford." Autumn's face retorted in disgust. "Every girl's 'dream guy'." Her fingers made quotation marks. "Let me just tell you Jane, that boy is disgusting." Ace leaned against the railing of the bleachers. He pushed his dark brown hair back and smirked as he talked to one of the blonde cheerleaders. "How so?" I questioned, turning back towards her. She raised an eyebrow. "Just look at the guy, doesn't he just scream 'I won't have sex with you and immediately ditch you unless you have dubble D's and the IQ of a goldfish?'" "He can't be that bad." I said, causing her to snort. ___________ Warning: Very Mild cursing. That's why I'm making it PG13 guys. Read at own risk. Hope you guys like the story. ____________ 2k16 edit: Howdy, how are you doing this godawful day? Burning in hell for your sins? Same! Great. Now that the formalities are out the window I'd just like to say... WHY AM I SUCH A DISGRACE TO MANKIND. What is this writing /-~-\ oh goodness gracious. How does this doodoo have 6k reads *siiiiiiiigh* My writing has improved at ton (I am assuming) and this was my first book so please, pretty pretty please don't hate me for all the mistakes and plot holes. I- I am very ashamed myself. And Engelesh is NOT my first language either so haaaaa, life. Mistakes were made so don't kill me. Okay, that's all for me. I still hope you somehow enjoy the story nonetheless and have a GREAT existence! ______ 2020 update So, I started writing this when I was 11. I am 18 now and haven't edited this since I was 15. I hope that says enough. Try to ignore the spelling and grammar mistakes!

Leon x Reader Short Stories and Imagines (Book 1) by RoseValentinaKennedy

This is my first book please don't hate me if they're terrible I tried my best anyways enjoy my fellow readers!! Also I will do requests but I won't add your OCs or your names which I do apologize for the inconvenience but I will add only the kid's names if requested. Will add lemons as well ;) and swear words. Don't like then don't read please. I DO NOT OWN RESIDENT EVIL CHARACTERS OR ANY OF THE PICTURES!!

Game of Bets by pudding_dog123

"Well, I like you," he said, stressing every word to make his point. "Would you go out with me?" "Uhhhh, yeah." A slow smile spread across her face. "Yeah!" ~~ "Fine, you've asked the troll out, but do you think you can make her say those three magic words?" "Hah! Easiest fifty bucks of my life." "I'm not so sure about that, she's a tough nut to crack," ~~ Bella is possibly the ugliest creature on planet Earth. She has no friends. At all. But she's good at everything. No joke. Jave is possibly the handsomest creature on planet Earth. Known for being a player and the school's bad boy, he skips class and dumps girls like toys. Jave makes the mistake of betting that he can make Bella, the school's ugly nerd fall in love with him. Little does he know that this mistake will change his life. For the better or for the worse? You'll just have to find out. The story of an ugly girl and a beautiful guy brought together by a bet. Crude Language

High school troubles (Completed) by AntiTheKiller

Mah new story. I'm once again trying a new thing. you don't like it then go fuck yourself cause I don't care. muahahahaha

Vale's Undisputed Fighter (Rwby MMA AU X Son of Yuri Boyka) by teamACEE

I'm probably gonna get killed for not doing any of your guy's request and to that I am sorry, but I've been keeping this idea in my back pocket for a while now and I wanna try and do it. Again I will continue updating my stories so don't think one story is gonna cause me to abandon the others.

The Nerd Who Rules The School by Crazy_Fangirl2524

"Who do you think you are? You are just some nerd." He sneered at me, looking down at me like he already owned this place. I chuckled at his ignorance, "Honey, I'm the nerd who rules the school." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You know those cliché stories where it is either 'player and nerd', 'bad boy and nerd', 'bad girl and nerd', 'bad girl and bad boy' etc. What do all those have in common? Well, there's always a nerd that's weak and bullied. That's either the damsel in distress or she suddenly turns badass. But sorry to say, my story is completely different. People fear me, no one dares to bully me, even the cheerleaders and our school's star quarterback bow down to me. Oh you think I'm the 'bad girl'? Sorry, but I'm the nerd who rules the school. Cover credits to the incredible and awesome @hardcore_fangurl

chris sturniolo imagines by yourmumssidehoe1

these are just little imagines about chris i think of though out reading other imagines or books also i will be swearing so if you don't like that don't read this idk why it would be a problem for people coz like the triplets swear all the time but some people add it so i though might as well just incase i also have a tendency to ramble so if i add shit that really isn't necessary sorry about that i'm not proof reading this shit coz i know ill regret all life decisions on making this and delete the whole thing

My Pain Laughs in the Face of Yours by Lilli2242

Read the book. Don't judge my writing. If you don't like it, don't read it. I know i'm not a good writer. This is for fun. I don't need you to tell me something I already know.

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Another Bad Boy Story

Emma Carpenter is a classic example of a nerd. She does her homework, gets straight A's, reads all the time, and never gets in trouble. Then one day Emma gets detention with the one and only Dylan Evans. You could say he's a bad boy. He punches anyone who pisses him off, sleeps around with every girl he meets, doesn't attend school, and is in trouble 99.9% of the time. And of course Emma can't stand him. During detention there teacher assigns them a project for them to do together over the next couple of weeks. Emma is furious. So what happens when Emma soon realizes there is more to Dylan than that meets the eye? WARNING There are some strong language in this story. This story does have a lot of mistakes, I will fix them at the end of the book. -Please read my book. Sorry I suck at descriptions. You won't regret reading my book! ** ALL THINGS IN THIS STORY ARE FICTION. I DID NOT COPY ANY OF THIS STORY FROM OTHER STORY'S. ALL THINGS IN THIS STORY THAT ARE LIKE OTHER STORY ARE COMPLETELY COINCIDENTAL!