Darkness and Flame

''A thousand times I would defy the sun,'' said a voice...coming from the sword
Tsar blinked ''Your sword can talk?''
''Darling, everything here can talk,'' said the sword that talked.
''Ignore him if you want your sanity intact,'' he said.
''Everything can talk?''
''Stop looking as if the world's gone insane darling, it was always insane and it's about to become triple insane depending on what your definition of insane is.''
''As I said,'' he said with a sigh. ''Ignore him if you want to remain sane.

Your typical everyday romance with the typical everyday drama of corruption rooting the land and your typical 'Let's leave it up to the main character to save the say and we can all live happily ever after'.

We don't do that here.

I suggest a blend of crazy, insane and a wonderland of chaos.

We have a talking sword, cities to save, gossiping flowers, a beautiful yet deadly assassin, and a doctor descended from a race of pirates trying her best to socialize.

The objective?

Set siege to the city of Sarania and conduct the best ever chaotic rescue mission.

Casualties?

Everyone dies! Or at least tries to.

Warning: This book contains graphic scenes both violent and explicit. If you're hungry for that stuff go venturing further but if you're innocent well- we don't do innocent here. So shoo. Scram.

Further warning: You'll be joining a world with a blend of absolutely everything. The rhythm will change frequently. It'll be like going into wonderland and trying to keep your insanity. And don't blame me if you end up needing therapy after this.