A Man Walks Into a Bar...
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Ongoing, First published Feb 24, 2015
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Lavender, more commonly known as "the Siren" for her musical inclination, is a bartender in New York. She makes just under minimum wage, but gets by. The Siren is quite content with her life the way it is, but it'll soon be flipped upside down when she meets mob boss Ace "Two-Blades" Moore, a 29 year old man who has killed many. Neither of them know the impact the other will make on them. Neither of them know the road that lies ahead. What they do know is that whatever the road is like, they will travel it together.

*Hello guys, it's admin :3 Just telling you now, this story is NOT in the present-day. I don't know much about the 50's when mobs were a big thing, so it's not then either, but it's not the present day. Thanks for reading, and I'll try to update regularly! Love you all~<3*
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