Rabid Animals bring us Closer

Texas's pets keep biting California and Oklahoma, most think it's a coincidence but these two beg to differ, could they solve this or will they continue to be idiots?

once again inspired by a tumblr thread: https://www.tumblr.com/staren3rgy101/710904235917754368/glad-i-could-inspire-cant-wait-to-read-it