Rabid Animals bring us Closer
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Last published Thu, Mar 23, 2023
Texas's pets keep biting California and Oklahoma, most think it's a coincidence but these two beg to differ, could they solve this or will they continue to be idiots?
once again inspired by a tumblr thread: https://www.tumblr.com/staren3rgy101/710904235917754368/glad-i-could-inspire-cant-wait-to-read-it
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