DOOMIE: REAL OR HOT?

Doomie the Dark Lion has preyed upon the campus of Southeastern Louisiana University for far too long. As the technological prowess of humanity advances into the era of mass surveillance, Doomie's ability to conceal himself among the universities' darkest corners is coming to a close. As he faces the reality of being exposed to not only the student body, but also the chiseled, primal body of his long-separated fellow feline - Roomie!