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Romance, I Think It's Dead
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kiraxdani97
Ongoing, First published Mar 06, 2023
Mature
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Bumble? Been there. Hinge? Done that. Tinder? I'm pretty sure I'm banned. Amalia Sandoval-Higgins questions just why she's been there and done that. After many (failed) attempts of striking up a fire with who she thinks is the one, she just can't seem to get things right, let alone get a swipe right. She looks through her messages, and sees her numerous double texts ends up with never ending dull-spoken replies. After an epiphany, and a couple tears, she stays away from online romance and decides she wants to find love organically. Only problem is... how and who?


Maybe her boss she had a crush on when she was an intern? Or maybe the Barista that gave her the wrong coffee? Maybe the nice guy from the office who really isn't that nice? Or maybe she could try her luck with the man she nearly ran over with her car. She's lucky he didn't end up dead.
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