"I ship it!"(Mashton/Cake)

"Just suck each others dicks already!"

"Luke! Shut up!"

Luke is asexual, and pretty fine with that. However, he ships his two best friends, Michael and Ashton. One problem. Ashton is straight, and Michael is bi, but prefers girls, and has a girlfriend. Luke thinks that's all crap. He thinks they are meant to be. He's going crazy, and trying to convince the two, that their love is real.
Will they even listen though? Can Mashton ever truly happen? Will Luke find his chill? Who knows.