Confused (A Louis Tomlinson Fan-Fic)

There is this girl. Her name's Beverly Lovelace, but she's mostly known as the impolite Louis Tomlinson's girlfriend and I'M HER, BITCH! So, because our relationship had lots of ups and downs at the beggining (now we just have ups and dows in bed, if you know what I mean) Louis and I will tell you everything! We are so up to do this, we hired these two girls, Manu and Macaia, to write every single word we say. And we don't care if you don't believe it. Just keep one thing in mind: I'M WITH HIM! YOU ARE NOT! ENVY ME! HAHAHA! You can read it if you want, you can believe me if you want and if you don't, you should know something: I DON'T CARE! Now shut up and stop cursing me, 'cause this story is a little bit longer than I'd like it to be and everything starts with Louis' disease. You could call it confusion. His confusion made me and Eleanor confused, confusing my sister and the whole boy band at the same time! I'll just tell you something: this disease, Louis' one, you may have it and you may never tell it, but we will always support you, because this is definitely a hard thing to deal with alone. Now that I already was cute and dramatic, sit your fat ass down and read it, 'cause you'll want to know this story...