AU: The Ring tempts Bilbo into returning it to Sauron "It's a pretty gilded cage you live in. You want for nothing inside your golden bars. So long as you never try to fly away, he won't even clip your wings." -shegal92 Bilbo loves his life with his kingly husband, Mairon, until one day it dawns on him that he has no idea what kingdom his husband rules or even when they got married. Even as he notices the holes in his perfect life, he does not want to give it up, even if it means taking a trip to Mordor to do it.