MY DAD IS A STRIPPER ?!?!
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MY DAD IS A FUCKING .. STRIPPER ?!?! WHAT THE HELL ?!?!?
Yo Mama, aged 18, fresh out of high school, decides to go to the bar with her college friends. Curious, Yo stumbles upon a vibrantly lit room, almost shining. In that room, she sees a group of strippers. And one of the strippers is... her dad?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
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