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A Thousand Ways the G.O.Ds are Useless

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Reads 16,619
Votes 833
Parts 6
Time 1h 29m

Tcf x Orv  or the god of dispare tried to curse Cale, but got sealed to quickly for him to do it correctly. 

Name: Cale Henituse

Age: 21 years old

Constellation Sponsor: -------

Personal Attributes: Strategist (Common),  Androgynous Beauty (Rare), Supreme 
Commander (Rare), Ability User (Rare),
 Ancient power Collector (Legend), Transmigrator(Legend), Guardian(Rare), The World Tree's blessed (legend), Misunderstood Hero(Myth), The one who bares the god  of **** failed curse (Quasi-Myth), Child love by nature (legend), favorite of the G.O.Ds (Myth)

Exclusive Skill: Doting parents intuition Lv.2, Premonition Lv. 5, Incite Lv. 15, Inmortal's gift lv.4 Indestructible Shield Lv. 23, Vitality of the Heart Lv. 58, sound of the Wind Lv. 20, Dominating Aura Lv. 50, Fire of Destruction Lv. 20, Super Rock Lv. 19, Sky Eating Water Lv. 17, Blood-drenched
Rock Lv. 10, Record(unknown), Instant(unknown), Embrace(unknown), Annual Rings Of Life Lv.5

Stigma:---------

Overall Stats: Stamina Lv. 7, Strength Lv. 5, Agility Lv. 9, Magic Power Lv. 9All Rights Reserved

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A New Star in the Starry Sky by VibeSimpsAlot

[Trash of the Count's Family x Genshin Impact] [TCF x GI] Cale enters the world of Teyvet. However, unbeknownst to him, a cult, no, rather, a religion worshipping him from the starting days of Teyvet had been planted and secured before he knew, and now he must struggle to survive. [Cale Henituse x Various GI men] ❗️NOT ACCURATE to the lore and may be OOC. (I quitted GI but I'm still gonna write this, lol.) ❗️Many mistakes? (I don't proofread before publishing.) #1 in #genshin (12/8/24) #1 in #trashofthecountsfamily (3/18/25)

THE CRIMSON STARS / TCF by YUILIA1115

The bloody battlefield fell silent as a blinding white light swallowed both the Hero and the Villain. In a distant place, a man drowning in endless paperwork barely had time to curse before the same light consumed him. Deep within an ancient library, a woman turned the page of a centuries-old tome-only for the light to tear her away as well. They were all kidnapped. By whom, you ask? Of course, by the Supreme Gods-divine beings with far too much power and absolutely no sense of personal boundaries. Because what's the point of being all-powerful if you can't kidnap a few mortals for your own entertainment? . . "The Fuck?" . . "I wish you happiness and success, my dearest children," the God of Time whispered a gentle warmth in his voice. And with that, the glowing figures faded. . . "Congratulations, Countess!!" . . . . "YOU SUCK!!!" "YOU SUCK MORE!!!" "OH, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE, SHUT UP!!!" "STOP SHOUTING!!!" the eldest sister snapped at her three bickering little brothers. • °A new chance. °New beginnings. °New people. °New stories. And maybe-just maybe-this time, a happy ending that lasts. ••••• . .TROPES: Found Family: But make it trauma-bonded. OP Siblings: Who could rule the world but can't share pancakes. Chaotic Rich People: "Therapy is for the poor." Blame the God of Death: For *everything*. Adopt All The Orphans . . MAIN SHIPS KRS!CALE x CHOI HAN OG!CALE x ALBERU BARROW x OC (male) FEMALE OC X OC (male) . . Many sub-ships too (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) . . ♥

Cale Became Who's Priest?! [Discontinued] by CaleSimpx7

^Cover found on Pinterest^ Choi Han and the cast of TBOAH stumbled upon a temple of the sealed god and on top of the altar they see... Young master Cale in a priest uniform?! What the fück is happening here?! In which Cale from TCF gets teleported to TBOAH world by none other than the God of Death. Tired of being dragged around to other worlds by the said god Cale makes a proposition toward the sealed god to annoy death, which the poor god blindly accepted not knowing his fate. "Look, it's either you work me to death and I send you to the God of Death or you help me annoy him and cause a shit show" 'Did I just get sign a deal with the devil? Why do I feel like I got scammed?' Oh- how the sealed god would soon come to regret his decision. (A bit Crackfic) ____________________________________ Hello people I am back from break! I fixed my grades faster than expected and am here to bring you all a new fic! Enjoy!~ [To those who are reading this fic I am sorry to inform you that I will be discontinuing it. I may change my mind in the future but for now I will not be posting]

Sinner's Faulty Road [HIATUS] by WaryettSolidery

ᴀ ʟᴇɢᴇɴᴅ. Clopeh had always dreamed of something as noble as such. How foolish he was. He now knew. It wasn't his story that will be told tomorrow. His God. The legend. One that even Gods can't determine. It's his fate. ... [ ...the red hair is so similar and faint as Yoo Jonghyuk took a second to realize the man's fading smile. It wasn't only his smile. His body broke down to dust. The gold dust is a beautiful view but made a menacing picture as it disintegrated the man's body. "Be careful." The man blood red hair became faint, as his redish brown eyes held a hidden warmth. His last words made Yoo Jonghyuk sad... ] Dokja reads it and reads. 𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚢. He reads the chapter title. 【 Chapter ×××: ʟᴇɢᴇɴᴅ 】

(INDEFINITE HIATUS) "Shut up, I'm not in pain!" | tcf by quillllllll

In the turn-based game "Savior of the Broken Realms", Cale Henituse is a minor villain with healing powers but refuses to use them. His self-centered behavior led to horrible consequences, and he ended up being beheaded. "Welcome, player Kim Rok Soo! I am system 001 of the Villain Reformation Department, happy to serve you!" But Kim Rok Soo never expected that he'd one day possess Cale's body. Quickly, he realized why this young master refused to heal. It hurt like a bitch! - There was a famous healer in the Roan kingdom, with flaming red hair and robes as white as pearls. According to rumors, he was as pure as an angel, and would willingly sacrifice his health and wellbeing to heal others. The rough commander Choi Han, who was notoriously known to be terrifying and ruthless? Cale healed him! The two-faced crown prince Alberu Crossman? Cale saved him from the brink of death! And even the cold-hearted man from the opposite side of the war, who was their enemy, had his grievous wounds removed by Cale! And what was Cale's response to people asking if he was okay after vomiting a mouthful of blood and sweating as he endured the hurt? "Shut up, I'm not in pain!" ~ ~ ~ Originally posted on ao3! You can find more chapters there :) Trash of the count's family Pairings: Choi Han x Cale Henituse Alberu Crossman x Cale Henituse OG!Cale Henituse x Kim Rok Soo White Star x Cale Henituse Current word count in ao3: 74,962

Child of thames..? by EllieAutumn362

[rewritten] Cale sat on the couch, utterly done. Across from him sat the culprit of his misery-the God of Death. A commander, Cale? Ha! More like a chubby toddler with baby hands. Cale's eye twitched. "Explain." The god gulped. "Cale, my child... I-I didn't mean to! The intrusive thoughts won..." Cale inhaled sharply. 'Murder is illegal. Murder is illegal-oh hell-i don't care!' Beside him, Angela gasped dramatically, hands clasped together. "Kyaa! Cale-child! You're so adorable! I can't wait to see your cha-ahem, help to that world!" Cale, a grown man trapped in a four-year-old's body, stared soullessly into the void. He needed a nap. Or a weapon. --- Meanwhile, in another world... Og!Cale sat alone on his fourteenth birthday, his only gift being existential dread. Then, boom! A flash of light- And suddenly, on his floor lay a tiny redheaded kid, unconscious and bleeding. Og!Cale stared. His heart skipped a beat. '...Did I just get a son?-No! what am I thinking?!'

Lost Faith by Senaminyaaan

A fanfiction for Lout of the Count's Family written by Yu Ryeo Han. I do not own the Lout of the Count's Family. This is just a FANFICTION. In his twentieth regression, Cale Henituse completely vanished in the world. Not every single person remembered him except for his friends, family and loved ones. Kim Rok Soo, Cale Henituse's sworn brother, talked to the God of Death and revealed that Cale had made an agreement with the gods. [Make these people retain the memories of the future to aid them in defeating the White Star and Sealed God. In exchange, take my life back. Make my existence and memories of the people disappear. Don't make me reincarnate, transmigrate or regress. I am tired, I just want to rest.] After the revelation, they begged the Gods to give them another chance to change Cale Henituse's mind. Note: The cover photo used was drawn by my sister again: 🌼 Instagram: @misoo__art Twitter: @__mmisoo Tiktok: @misoo__arts This will have slow updates.

Butler for a trash⟨re-editing⟩ by nightglow22

(sorry but this AU is dropped due to complicated storyline and such) (Fabruary 24 update! This story is now currently being edited and rewritten! 7 chapters are already ready to be released every Friday or Saturday! And the book is now going to be written in third person!) 22 year old Isis foster was just working as a office worker when an earthquake happened and when he wakes up he's a butler for the one and only trash of the Henituse family "...what an interesting butler..."-Cale "he is indeed interesting Master Cale"-Hans -------------------------------------------------- Isis Foster is an OC this is also an AU where Cale has his own secret group This is only a side story book for my upcoming AU Warning this might contain topics as: R@pe/abuse/mental abuse/swearing/ Disturbing torture chapters and more, If you're sensitive in this kind of topics please be aware my book isn't safe for you! (Misspelling/grammar mistakes will be fixed after the book ends :>) Inspiration from: @ReiReiWritesHere Art owner:(I only saw it in Google it has no user so I don't know who made it but CTTOO)

Reason by Ociii7

Cale Henituse, the Roan Empire's Silver Shield Commander who was loved by all, breathed his last in old age surrounded by his precious family. Cale, who used to be called Kim Rok-soo, was content with his life, he won the war and started a peaceful life with his family who accepted him for who he was. The now bleached red-haired commander had no regrets about his life. "Goodbye... Thank you..." In that way he had given a proper goodbye, he could go in peace now. But apparently the world still wanted to play tricks on him... 'Haaaahh, you pesky bastard' The frustrating phrase Eruhaben threw at him every time he was about to encounter bad luck rang in Cale's head. "Damn it, why is this happening to me? And what the hell with this place!!" The story where Cale Henituse was reincarnated in a strange fantasy world with the sea as far as the eye could see.

Blooming Red Roses (𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐃) by VibeSimpsAlot

Roxana/The Way to Protect the Female Lead's Older Brother x Trash of the Count's Family Cale Henituse had been kidnapped while traveling to another territory with the newly appointed emperor, Alberu, and his knight, Choi Han. But the real problem wasn't just being kidnapped.. he was kidnapped by the head of a notoriously known family, and for a bad reason, the Black Agrece! One of the ruling families in this empire! They're people who rule over the underworld and do very bad things! Watch as Cale pathetically attempt to escape death by getting caught in all directions! First, he ends up befriending the other prisoner he's trapped with, then he bumps into the family's heir accidentally, then meets the other two siblings in the top 3 of their weird sibling hierarchy?! What else?! [BL/Boys' love] [Cale Henituse x Cassis Pedelian] [Cale Henituse x Deon Agrece] ❗️Timeline/AU is when Alberu succeeds the crown and the kingdom has grown into an empire. ❗️Everything is NOT canon!! Characters may be OOC and information may be inaccurate. ❗️I do NOT own any of the characters mentioned. ❗️May be many mistakes, I don't proofread/edit before publishing.

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Butler for a trash⟨re-editing⟩ cover

Blooming Red Roses (𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐃) cover

A New Star in the Starry Sky

[Trash of the Count's Family x Genshin Impact] [TCF x GI] Cale enters the world of Teyvet. However, unbeknownst to him, a cult, no, rather, a religion worshipping him from the starting days of Teyvet had been planted and secured before he knew, and now he must struggle to survive. [Cale Henituse x Various GI men] ❗️NOT ACCURATE to the lore and may be OOC. (I quitted GI but I'm still gonna write this, lol.) ❗️Many mistakes? (I don't proofread before publishing.) #1 in #genshin (12/8/24) #1 in #trashofthecountsfamily (3/18/25)