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A Thousand Ways the G.O.Ds are Useless

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Parts 6
Time 1h 29m

Tcf x Orv  or the god of dispare tried to curse Cale, but got sealed to quickly for him to do it correctly. 

Name: Cale Henituse

Age: 21 years old

Constellation Sponsor: -------

Personal Attributes: Strategist (Common),  Androgynous Beauty (Rare), Supreme 
Commander (Rare), Ability User (Rare),
 Ancient power Collector (Legend), Transmigrator(Legend), Guardian(Rare), The World Tree's blessed (legend), Misunderstood Hero(Myth), The one who bares the god  of **** failed curse (Quasi-Myth), Child love by nature (legend), favorite of the G.O.Ds (Myth)

Exclusive Skill: Doting parents intuition Lv.2, Premonition Lv. 5, Incite Lv. 15, Inmortal's gift lv.4 Indestructible Shield Lv. 23, Vitality of the Heart Lv. 58, sound of the Wind Lv. 20, Dominating Aura Lv. 50, Fire of Destruction Lv. 20, Super Rock Lv. 19, Sky Eating Water Lv. 17, Blood-drenched
Rock Lv. 10, Record(unknown), Instant(unknown), Embrace(unknown), Annual Rings Of Life Lv.5

Stigma:---------

Overall Stats: Stamina Lv. 7, Strength Lv. 5, Agility Lv. 9, Magic Power Lv. 9All Rights Reserved

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TCF: Special Reacting Fic! by Aliatra851

The Goddess of Existence were doing her normal routine for the day. Watching Cale for every world and making sure he's safe and comfortable. The Goddess took it upon herself to make sure this idiot will always stay safe even in different AUs. Whenever she watched him in pain, she will feel the same and immediately help him. If he died, she will take his soul to another world to live happily again. That when she noticed something very important. She almost banged her head on the nearest wall. Her favorite Cale, TCF!Cale needed some help with his identity. It's because this stupid redhead will take years to tell everyone, that's if he did. She can't stand seeing him in pain and doubt, so she decided to interfere. "Aigoo~ this Goddess won't have a break with a child like you." She just needed to give him a little help. "Let's bring those kids here." TCF timeline: before Cale kill the White Star and after finishing the temple tests. TBOAH timeline: some point in the twenty years war. ^^^^^^^^^^^ TCF isn't mine! This is my first react fic and I'm doing my best, it won't be for the whole TCF but please enjoy this! I'm sorry if there is any OOC cuz I'm writing my own book and they're all too OOC there (^·^) There is some swearing Anyway, enjoy!

The Lament Of An Iniquitous Guardian Father || Lout Of the Count's Family by Xeinryuze0215

[COMPLETED] Everything around him was blurry. His body aching painfully despite the common fact that his ancient power should've healed his wounds by now. Cale couldn't even utter a low whine when he felt his wrist burn at the painful friction of the rope that was tying him. "Cale." The redhead looked at the source of the voice, a blurry shade of red moving in front of him. There was then a lamp that was settled beside him, Cale blinks to see the White Star fully in front of him and his guard raised at the maximum in case on what he plans on doing. "Eat." There was then a piece of meat that met against Cale's bleeding lips. The disgusting stench of blood penetrating his nose as he weakly glared at the man. White Star smirked, "Go on, eat. You'll get stronger." Cale's eyes blown wide when he saw the meat that the White Star was trying to feed him. It looks like a charred one that was burnt from cooking, if you ignore how blood still seeps from one of the tendons. "....!" The White Star then forced his mouth open, easily clenching Cale's jaw as he stuffed the black meat inside his mouth. Tears pooled at the side of Cale's reddish-brown eyes as he tried to spit out the meat. He can't, for the love of God, he just can't. "Listen to my pleads, my dear child. Eat." 'No...' "Raon..." ✶⊶⊷⊶⊷❍⊶⊷⊶⊷✶ This is a canon divergence. Please note that this work have trigger warnings such as blood, gore, slavery and manipulation. The main tag would be Dead Dove Do Not Eat.

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