ConCorp Services for Magical Mishaps and Maladies
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Last published Fri, Jul 12, 2024
"Are you the victim of a paranormal phenomenon? Have ghosts roamed your halls? Have you accidentally slipped through the fabric of time itself, only to be denied compensation by your insurance company? While we can't fix insurance-based corruption, we sure as hell can find that rip in the space-time continuum and maybe put a rug over it or something."
AKA: In the small town of Hermitville, Cub and Scar run an odd job service relating to anything magical or paranormal. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
(A series of short sort of connected oneshots filled with purely shenanigans, don't expect an overarching story lol)
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