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Complete, First published Mar 09, 2023
A short story about a depressed astronaut (Tom) and his arch nemesis (Will Stanton). 

It's funny, just trust me. 

Written one line (ish) at a time by two bored humans in an English class. 

To my best knowledge we are both posting this to our individual accounts so don't accuse us of copying. 
(Not my photo tho)
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UPDATED AS OF 8/19/17 & SMALL DISCLAIMER: As of the recent update, all swear words are now uncensored. Expect some sassiness from your main protagonist, as well as action and adventure. Have some fun reading! Yes, I like to fly. But I don't like to fly in space without any oxygen. Yes, I like seeing victory. But I don't like to be victorious over a friend and a sibling. Yes, I like to continue living. But if that means staying in the dark for millions of years... It's just not worth it. *~*~*~*~~*~*~* Now is a finished work Original pictures by NASA, edited by me, will work for a new cover