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Too Incompetent To Be A Space Captain
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Complete, First published Mar 09, 2023
A short story about a depressed astronaut (Tom) and his arch nemesis (Will Stanton). 

It's funny, just trust me. 

Written one line (ish) at a time by two bored humans in an English class. 

To my best knowledge we are both posting this to our individual accounts so don't accuse us of copying. 
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Me: TUBBBOOOOOO YOU PROMISE THAT YOU WOULD GUVW ME RHE HOMEWORK ANSWERS! ???: what Me: DONT LMAY DUMB WITH ME YOU WANT ME RO FAIL ???: you have terrible spelling you know what Me: SHUT UP! ???: you also have caps lock on ???: also I'm not Tubbo Me: Me: WHAT?! (In where a loud blonde British teenager accidentally texts a British blonde man who may or may not have the patience to deal with someone demanding homework answers. Legend says that he never even got the homework answers) Mainly filled with crack, fluff, Tommy acting like a child, Dadza, maybe some angst sprinkled in there and comfort. Not a ship story, the relationship here will be father and son like so don't get any ideas!