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Too Incompetent To Be A Space Captain

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A short story about a depressed astronaut (Tom) and his arch nemesis (Will Stanton). 

It's funny, just trust me. 

Written one line (ish) at a time by two bored humans in an English class. 

To my best knowledge we are both posting this to our individual accounts so don't accuse us of copying. 
(Not my photo tho)All Rights Reserved

astronaut comedy dumb fredrica freezedried short shortstory space story

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