MEMES!
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I like memes.
And I like them alot.
My friend got his wisdom tooth (singular) pulled and it hurts like crazy, so I decided to make this book so he would see them and feel happy, you know. My method of friendly emotional support.
I shall slowly save the universe one meme at a time.
I mean , I'm not sure if reading memes after having a tooth extraction helps at all, but like ....... It's literally the closet to the best I can do.
So I hope you all enjoy and laugh and feel happy and let these keep you from depression.
‼️these are not my original creation, some of them may be book excrepts that I will reference, so don't come for my throat ‼️
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