Countryhumans/Statehumans Oneshots

My cousin, who I share this account with forced me to write this. ( @TheFandomConnector ) Sooo, this is satire. Don't take any of this seriously. I didn't wanna write this, as you probably don't wanna read this. I'll probably make a non satire version with the same ships. Yeah, just enjoy suffering.
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