Cracked Eggs

A Naruto fanfic with a not so friendly Gamer system.

Boop!
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[New Quest!
"Cracked Eggs!"
._. Objectives:
._. ._. Crack 3 people and separate their souls into reincarnation with their memories.
._. ._. Beat souls with a troll. Slowly add in 10 tbsp of growing pains until most is relearned! Beat in 2 tsp of time and dimension travelling.
._. ._. With the bodies, beat with shenanigans and slowly add in de-aging until they become children.
._. ._. Fold bodies and souls together with a few glugs of things aren't quite right.
._. ._. Separately, mix together 2 cups of greed, 1 cup of politics, ½ cups of sabotage, 4 geriatrics and 1-2 wars.
._. ._. Prepare a slice of life mold by generously greasing it with crack.
._. ._. Fold two mixtures until combined, pour into mold and bake.
._. ._. Whisk together 1 cup of butterfly effect, 1 cup of consequences, ½ cup of fix-it, and flavour with spirits.
._. ._. Pour mixture over the plot and let it soak into a story for 10-20 years.
._. ._. Frost with a thick layer of Magic.
._. ._. Decorate with slices isekai gamer mechanics.
._. ._. Cut, plate and enjoy!
._. Reward(s):
._. ._. An epic tale of madness, mayhem and friendships!
._. Failure:
._. ._. Utter madness of the not so fun kind!]
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Is it a quest success of failure?
Have a slice of madness and find out!