One hell of a story

Before you read this, you need to know that I am not the greatest writer and It's really random. Whatever is in my head goes to this cringy book. It's basically about a messed up family tree with lots of amazing people in it. Besides, if you don't do stupid things when you are young you'll have nothing to smile about when you get old. Enjoy.
P.S if you don't like this, tough luck.