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Life gets rough, especially when you're ridiculed for your weight all your life. Kyle posted a thread shaming Cartman on social media. Now the insecurity is eating Eric up (more than he eats). He must take control of his life to prove he is truly just big boned. 

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{cover art credit - @damiennnndiablo on twt}

(DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF SATIRE. NOTHING IN THIS FANFIC IS MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. I AM NOT PROMOTING HARMFUL BEHAVIORS BUT AM POKING FUN AT THE CONCEPT. THANK YOU!)All Rights Reserved

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