"A HUMAN?! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME A REAL HUMAN, LIKE ONE FROM THE HUMAN REALM! WOWZERS THAT'S MAGNIFICENT!
"Yep, pretty sure what the old owl lady just said."
"Hey, I'm pretty good lookin for someone my age, alright."
"Eh, true, sorry Eda but ya know how my bro can get sometimes."
"PAPYRUS! STOP THAT, IM NOT DUMB, I CAN FIGURE STUFF OUT, ITS JUST I LIKE TO CLARIFY TO MAKE SURE!"
"Eda, who are these two?"
"Oh these two boneheads? Well the tall numbskull is Papyrus and the shorty besides him is besides him is his older brother, Y/N."
"EDAAAA!!! IM NOT THAT SHORT!!!!"
"Y/N, when was the last time you actually looked in a mirror, or in better words, didn't have a struggle doing so, nyeh heh."
"PAPYRUS PLEASE BE QUIET, YOUR CHILDISH BANTER ISN'T HELPING, INFACT WERE IN THIS MESS BECAUSE YOU FORGOT HOW TO WORK THE OVEN!"
"NYEH?! Y/N! Don't mention that out loud!"
"Hmph, it's only fair because you've been messing with me, now I would like an apology brother."
"Really bro, you're going to make me apologize to you in-front of Eda and the human? ...alright fine, I'm sorry Y/N for making fun of you, better?"
"Your apology is accepted, thank you."
"ANYWAYS BANTER ASIDE, EDA, MY GOOD FRIEND/MENTOR, WE NEED YOUR HELP!"
"I can see that, you also mentioned your bro not being able to use an oven properly which is what I'm going to assume went wrong, so what is it ya need little blue?"
"NICKNAMES ASIDE, I WAS WONDERING IF WE COULD TEMPORARILY...stay at your house cause ours sort of burned down...?"
"Wha-huh??? I dunno Blue, we're kinda full on space especially considering we've got the human now, but I suppose I can lend you two shelter for a while, though you and your brother are gonna need to help around the house and with chores, do we got a deal Y/N?"
"THEN ITS A DEAL MS.EDA! THANK YOU FOR LENDING US SHELTER IN YOUR MAGNIFICENT HOME!"
"So I don't get a say in this bro?"
"ABSOLUTELY NOT, CONSIDERING YOUR THE ONE WHO GOT US IN THIS MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE!"
"Fair"