Randy marsh x the onceler
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This fanfic is satire which is why it's written poorly
One day, randy marsh decides to upgrade his weed business by finding more types of weed to sell. He goes to the truffula forest and he meets the onceler, a tall, handsome young man. They start off as rivals, then as they spend more time together, their love grows...as well as their business.
#22 - satire (19 may 2023)
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