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Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.All Rights Reserved

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A New Start(discontinued) by Taebearsoftie

It all started when her mom died leaving her with her stepfather. After that there was never a day she went by without a beating. Suffering from depression, anxiety and trust issues she goes by with life with a fake smile and personality. But it doesn't stop there she's bullied at school. Her life basically a living hell. Until an unexpected turn of events, her stepfather dies expecting to go into the foster system she find out she 6 older brother whom she never new about Now what ? Can she start over or are her brother the same as her stepfather ______________ All pics from Pinterest and Google not mine I started this book in 2020 and it's come a long way and I'm sorry for discontinuing it but I can't get back into writing this book any further. For those who truly do enjoy this book I'm glad and I'm sorry that you won't be getting more. Maybe I'll try to finish it but for now it's gonna be discontinued. I'm still active on Wattpad just not with this book. Again I apologize deeply. (＞人＜;)

Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark by Explore_With_Scythe

Just a whole book full of different scary stories to entertain you, the reader, none of it is my own work. Enjoy!

Hurt and Abused by bluehoney

After being abused by her father for years, Celine is sent to a boarding school where she meets a group of guys that teach her what a life without abuse is like.

My Little, Abandoned Omegas by YOLOwriting101

"Help us..." I look down, seeing two twins sitting on the ground, backs leaning against the wall. As it rains I can see them trembling pitifully in the cold rain, as I was warm under my umbrella. They both clung to one another and it made me remember when I was younger and loved my sibling... Now seeing people with their siblings sickens me. "I will be of no use to help you Omegas." I say with a sneer at the edge of my voice, smirking as I feel satisfied. As I walk on, my feet become planted in the ground. My expensive boots become flooded with rain as I can't seem to move from my spot. But this smell... No, it can't be. I feel claws growing slowly, my breathing becoming heavy as my vision blurs in this already blurry world. I twist around, seeing those twins looking up at me with horror in their eyes. I start stepping towards them. "Stay away, please!" One of them gets up, standing in front of other, trying to protect his weaker twin. I grab his wrist, my claws sinking into his skin. His skin becoming pale as my teeth grind. "Mine." HIGHEST RANK: #25 in Werewolf #2 in #mxfxm

Falling For My Brother's Bestfriend by amourecrivain

Nobody can forget their first kiss. Even if you were only 6 years old. Especially when the person who kissed you was your older brother's bestfriend. After Blair's father died, she became distant and her brother Blake has become very overprotective over his younger sister. His bestfriend, Aiden, was overprotective too. 10 years later, they're having a normal college life. After a few incidents, Aiden begins to look at Blair under a new perspective. But isn't there an unwritten rule about staying away from your bestfriend's sister?

My Fake Boyfriend by ToTheExtreme95

He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in.. ********** What happens when Alexis Dawson- "residential loser" of Redwood High, agrees to help Redwood High's player, Aaron Walker. How can she stop herself from falling for him? But it isn't all love and romance, Alexis has her own secret. Join them on the journey filled with jealousy, betrayal, trust, friendship and love. A little favour just got a whole lot more complicated.

Runaway Bride (Editing) by strength0629

The night before the wedding Derrick spoke to his fiancé over the phone. They said how much they loved each other and that they would meet at the alter the next day. Both, Derrick and Angela had a few friends over that evening, they stayed in the same hotel but in different rooms. Except the next day Angela was no where in sight. Only leaving a note and her engagement ring behind while everything else was gone. Derrick couldn't understand what went wrong. She didn't explain and with new information from others, telling him how nervous she had been, he knew she had a change of heart and left him. Five years later with no contact from Angela's family or friends, Derrick receives a call from her father, Dave. Dave informs him that the police showed up at his home early this morning and was told to go to the hospital. Angela had been found and now the policemen would like to know why they never officially declared Angela as a missing person? Also, everyone would like to know who is the young girl that is with her? With many years being apart and so many questions, Derrick and Angela are both desperate for answers that can't come fast enough. Derrick is engaged and is to marry Carly in three months. Are Angela's answers going to change Derrick's mind or will it push him further into his relationship? Or are Angela emotions going to get the best of her and refuse to let Derrick back into her life?

Wendizzy's Writer Room by Wendizzy

In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed. Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family. Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.

The Girl He Never Noticed by sweetdreamer33

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Cry-Baby by braycriss

I wiped my eyes once again to see deep piercing green ones looking down at me. More tears came as I saw the root of my anger, and I stood up pushing past him. I tried to run but got pulled back by a hand grabbing my wrist. "What happened?" Clyde demanded angrily. "Get off of me!" I growled and pried his fingers off my wrist and continued to the bathroom. Once inside I went into a stall and grabbed some toilet paper to wipe my face. Why was I always crying? I heard the door open and I tried to contain my sniffling so that they wouldn't hear. Then I looked down to see the feet and saw Clyde crawling under my stall. ~~~~~ Alexa Moore is a crybaby. She can't deal well with her emotions; if she is frustrated, angry, sad, mad, or hurt she can't help but cry. She hates that she always feels the need to cry and tries to stay happy by being unconfrontational, and staying away from jerks. Clyde Wood is seemingly heartless. Through the bad, sad, hurtful, and pissing situations he appears to be tougher than nails. Sure he is happy most times, but in the eyes of many he is a heartless jerk that picks on everyone. If it wasn't for his great looks he'd probably be with the Gothic kids, not the popular ones. That, and he made a hobby of being a player. Alexa meeting Clyde was definitely a recipe for disaster, causing her to shed more tears than in her entire 17 years. The year goes from good to bad to good to bad, and end bad? With so much heart churning events, will there really be a rainbow after the storm?

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A New Start(discontinued) cover

Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark cover

Hurt and Abused cover

My Little, Abandoned Omegas cover

Falling For My Brother's Bestfriend cover

My Fake Boyfriend cover

Runaway Bride (Editing) cover

Wendizzy's Writer Room cover

The Girl He Never Noticed cover

A New Start(discontinued)

It all started when her mom died leaving her with her stepfather. After that there was never a day she went by without a beating. Suffering from depression, anxiety and trust issues she goes by with life with a fake smile and personality. But it doesn't stop there she's bullied at school. Her life basically a living hell. Until an unexpected turn of events, her stepfather dies expecting to go into the foster system she find out she 6 older brother whom she never new about Now what ? Can she start over or are her brother the same as her stepfather ______________ All pics from Pinterest and Google not mine I started this book in 2020 and it's come a long way and I'm sorry for discontinuing it but I can't get back into writing this book any further. For those who truly do enjoy this book I'm glad and I'm sorry that you won't be getting more. Maybe I'll try to finish it but for now it's gonna be discontinued. I'm still active on Wattpad just not with this book. Again I apologize deeply. (＞人＜;)