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Funny Texts and Jokes

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Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.All Rights Reserved

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Falling For My Brother's Bestfriend by amourecrivain

Nobody can forget their first kiss. Even if you were only 6 years old. Especially when the person who kissed you was your older brother's bestfriend. After Blair's father died, she became distant and her brother Blake has become very overprotective over his younger sister. His bestfriend, Aiden, was overprotective too. 10 years later, they're having a normal college life. After a few incidents, Aiden begins to look at Blair under a new perspective. But isn't there an unwritten rule about staying away from your bestfriend's sister?

mine || yeonjun by oppaaar

"You can only belong to me." In which Choi Yeonjun of TxT is determined to make you his.

My Fake Boyfriend by ToTheExtreme95

He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in.. ********** What happens when Alexis Dawson- "residential loser" of Redwood High, agrees to help Redwood High's player, Aaron Walker. How can she stop herself from falling for him? But it isn't all love and romance, Alexis has her own secret. Join them on the journey filled with jealousy, betrayal, trust, friendship and love. A little favour just got a whole lot more complicated.

Being His Man OR Cupid Lady(Fujoshi)Completed💚 by Swal_Taw_May490

အစ်ကို၄ယောက်ကိုလင်ပေးစားမည့် နှမငယ် အလန်းဇယားဖူဂျီမတ်မတ်ငယ်လေးတစ်ယောက်အကြောင်း ဗိုလ်ဗိုလ့်ဘဝမှာ မဖြစ်နိုင်ဘူးဆိုတာမရှိစေရဘူး ဗိုလ်ဗိုလ့်ကိုကြိုက်တဲ့သူဆို သေချာပြီ အဲ့လူမကြာခင်ကွေးပြီဘဲ... S1=Ukeတစ်ယောက်၏ဖခင် ကိုအရင်ဖတ်ရှုနိုင်ပါကြောင်း Topလိုပြုမူနေထိုင်သည့် Bတစ်ယောက်အကြောင်း ☺ ကျွန်မကfujoshiပါမောင်❌ Being His Man OR Cupid Lady(Fujoshi)✔ Titleပြောင်းလိုက်ခြင်းအတွက်အဆင်မပြေလျှင်ကြိုတောင်းပန်ပါသည်။ ဇာတ်နဲ့ကိုက်အောင်ပါ *Started date= 24 September 2020* **Finished at 24 January2021**

Hurt and Abused by bluehoney

After being abused by her father for years, Celine is sent to a boarding school where she meets a group of guys that teach her what a life without abuse is like.

The Girl in the Hoodie by SarcasticallyWitty

{FIRST BOOK IN 'THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE' SERIES} {2014-2018} A girl moved to California two years ago. No one knows what she looks like. All they know is that she wears a hoodie. *~*~*~* "HOLY SHIT, NOAH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET THE TROLLEY GO?! COME BACK! OH MY FUCKING LIFE, FIZZY DRINKS UP AHEAD--" BANG FIZZ POP "...am I dead?" I'm suddenly grabbed by the back of my hoodie and pulled up from the ground and out of the mess of the opened bottles of fizzy which had exploded when the trolley and I crashed into them. My hands instantly go to my hood and I sigh in relief to find that it hadn't fallen off through all of that. I turn my head and look the the employee who's holding me, his face completely red and the vein in his neck throbbing. "Wassup, dude?" I smile sheepishly. *~* {HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in Funny #1 in Sad And #1 in Cancer apparently }

𝐌𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐬 | r.suna by leahrintarou

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The Girl He Never Noticed by sweetdreamer33

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks she'll be doing is making his coffee...but when sparks fly, the shy Jade (who wears a disguise to mask her beauty and the secrets of her past) and the fiery, cocky Eros (who is solely focused on business and doesn't believe in the distractions of love) begin to grow closer and closer. Will Eros be able to see past her disguise to the beauty within? And will Jade be able to tame his heart -- and her own -- once the man of her dreams finally notices her? ****** Officially now a series! Watch it for free on MediaCorp's Youtube Channel- MediaCorp Drama. [[Word Count: 150,000 - 200,000]] The Girl He Never Noticed (Book 1 + 2) by Neilani Alejandrino (Sweetdreamer33) Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved.

The Bad Boy and My Cookie by ElaBearXx

I crossed my arms defiantly,"Listen here buddy, you either give back what's mine or we do this the hard way," I glared, my gaze not straying from his. That pack of cookies is mine and I'd be damned if I let it go without a fight. Without breaking eye contact, he let go of my pack of cookies letting it fall unto the ground before he gave it a harsh stomp. An amused expression crossed his face as he turned to look at me,"What are you gonna do about it tesoro?" He taunted. "I'd gladly show you," I sneered, before doing something that every typical female would do. Kicked him where the sun doesn't shine. Highest Ranking: #1 in TeenFiction (9/26/2020) #1 in Jokes (11/16/2020) #1 in Skittles (2/13/2021) #1 in Cookies (3/4/21) This is the Rewritten Version of The Bad Boy and My Cookie. Copyright 2020 ©ElaBearXx. All Rights Reserved.

Wendizzy's Writer Room by Wendizzy

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Falling For My Brother's Bestfriend cover

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𝐌𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐬 | r.suna cover

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Falling For My Brother's Bestfriend

Nobody can forget their first kiss. Even if you were only 6 years old. Especially when the person who kissed you was your older brother's bestfriend. After Blair's father died, she became distant and her brother Blake has become very overprotective over his younger sister. His bestfriend, Aiden, was overprotective too. 10 years later, they're having a normal college life. After a few incidents, Aiden begins to look at Blair under a new perspective. But isn't there an unwritten rule about staying away from your bestfriend's sister?