Funny Texts and Jokes
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Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.
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ယုယမြတ်နိုး
"လူကြီးတွေ စီစဉ်နေကြပေမဲ့ ညီမလေးကို အကိုကြီး လက်မထပ်ချင်ဘူး..." "ဟမ်..." ဖူး မှာ ရှက်ရမှန်း နာရမှန်းကို မသိပဲ အံသြရင်း နားမလည်ခြင်းကိုသာ ခံစားခဲ့ရပါသည်။ "တကယ်ပြောနေတာ...လက်ထပ်မိရင် မှားလိမ့်မယ်...ဖူးလဲ့ရည်..." "ဟင်..." "လက်ထပ်မိရင် ငါတို့ သူစိမ်းဖြစ်သွားလိမ့်မယ်....ရန်သူတွေတောင် ဖြစ်သွားမလားပဲ...ငါ့ကိုငါလည်း ခွင့်လွှတ်နိုင်မှာ မဟုတ်ဘူး..." အဲ့အချိန်တုန်းက တမင်ပြောတာလို့ တွေးနေမိပေမဲ့ အခုတော့ တကယ့်စိတ်ရင်း အမှန်မှန်း နားလည်ခဲ့ပါပြီ..။ ♡--------------♡Complete
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တက္ကသိုလ်ကျောင်းဆရာနဲ့ သူကျူးလွန်ခဲ့မိတဲ့အပြစ်လှလှလေးတို့အကြောင်း...🔞 (Note!) ဇာတ်လမ်းထဲကဇာတ်ကောင်တွေကအသက်ပြည့်ပြီးသားဖြစ်သလို Rapeလိုမျိုးအလိုမတူလိင်ပိုင်းဆိုင်ရာအကြမ်းဖက်မှုတွေမပါပါဘူး။ ဒါပေမဲ့ လူမှုစည်းဘောင်ကိုဖောက်ဖျက်တဲ့လူနှစ်ယောက်ရဲ့Toxic relationshipအကြောင်းဖြစ်တဲ့အတွက် အဲ့တာနဲ့ပတ်သတ်ပြီးမကြိုက်တဲ့သူတွေကလုံးဝ(လုံးဝ)မဖတ်ဖို့အတွက်သတိပေးလိုက်ပါတယ်။
Born Moretti
Avery and Malakai Scott are 16 year old twins who have been abused their whole life by their mother and step father. Avery and Kai are barley just surviving, relaying on drugs, self harm, fights and having each other to survive. What happens when one day their whole life turns around. They found out about their mother's lies and that they have family who they never knew about. What happens when Giovanni Moretti finds out he has another son and a daughter who he never knew about. He's 9 sons who now have a another brother and finally a sister. Will the Moretti's give the love and protection that the twins never had growing up, one thing is for sure their lives are about to change forever. But trust isn't easy, and healing even harder. Can broken people build something whole together? And will they survive being part of the Moretti bloodline, or be destroyed by it?Complete
Zenless Zone Zero: Rewriting Fate in New Eridu
A boy named Miguel has spent thirteen years in the world of Zenless Zone Zero since the day he transmigrated - from the catastrophe of the fall of the Old District, all the way to the Battle of Lumina Square, a conflict that nearly brought all of New Eridu crashing down. The ordinary boy he once was has long since been forged into something extraordinary by the passage of time. People have given him many names. The Savior of New Eridu? A god walking among men? None of those titles matter. All the world needs to know is this - from this moment forward: The shadow of regret shall be scattered by the radiance of creation. Welcome to a New Eridu unlike any you have known.
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She Lives Well with the Shopping App in the 80s
Disclaimer: This story is not my original work. I have uploaded it here solely for personal, offline use. Yun Xiaoxiao was knocked unconscious by her phone and transmigrated into a female supporting character in a tumultuous era. The original character abandoned her family to return to the city and was accidentally killed by her abusive husband. With the Golden Finger shopping app in hand, Xiaoxiao could buy whatever she was lacking and raised her two kids plump and healthy. But when she wanted to divorce the male lead and live a wonderful life alone, the male lead was suddenly unwilling! Male lead: "Wife, I'll make sure you have a good life." Da Bao: "Mom, I will honor you well." Xiao Bao: "Mom, don't leave us, I can be cute." The father and sons acted pitiful, just trying to keep her, who had crossed over. Back, back, back... You belong to the Main Female Character, not to me, the female supporting character.
هــي الــتـي عـلـمـتـنـي كــيــف اعــشــقــهــا
حياكم الله البيت بيتكم اقلطو اقلطو💗 نبذه بسيطه عن الروايه نوره البطله التي تسكن عند جدتها المريضه بمرض شديد وتضطر الجده تزويج نوره لحمايتها من اعمامها✨ لااستبيح النقل💗✨Complete
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Athena
Teenage years are supposed to be the best time of your life. Have fun, break the rules, fall in love, just living your life to the fullest. Your last chance of being carefree before adulthood, a time period where your greatest worry is school. That's how it is for everyone, right? Wrong. Athena does not live her life to the fullest and she is certainly not problem free. Being on the run after she escaped her orphanage, she has to survive while being responsible for the life of her little brother, Noah. If only her eighteenth birthday could come faster. That's when she'll be able to live a normal life. Until then she is left alone to take care of herself. Or maybe not. Athena has brothers. Five of them. She hasn't lived her whole life in an orphanage and she wasn't left there by her parents. She was taken, abducted. What happens when the siblings finally reunite? ----------- There are hundreds of mafia stories on wattpad, I'm gonna try and make this one as original as I can but I don't make any promises. Trigger warning: guns, death, torture, panic attacks, anxiety attacksComplete
"လူကြီးတွေ စီစဉ်နေကြပေမဲ့ ညီမလေးကို အကိုကြီး လက်မထပ်ချင်ဘူး..." "ဟမ်..." ဖူး မှာ ရှက်ရမှန်း နာရမှန်းကို မသိပဲ အံသြရင်း နားမလည်ခြင်းကိုသာ ခံစားခဲ့ရပါသည်။ "တကယ်ပြောနေတာ...လက်ထပ်မိရင် မှားလိမ့်မယ်...ဖူးလဲ့ရည်..." "ဟင်..." "လက်ထပ်မိရင် ငါတို့ သူစိမ်းဖြစ်သွားလိမ့်မယ်....ရန်သူတွေတောင် ဖြစ်သွားမလားပဲ...ငါ့ကိုငါလည်း ခွင့်လွှတ်နိုင်မှာ မဟုတ်ဘူး..." အဲ့အချိန်တုန်းက တမင်ပြောတာလို့ တွေးနေမိပေမဲ့ အခုတော့ တကယ့်စိတ်ရင်း အမှန်မှန်း နားလည်ခဲ့ပါပြီ..။ ♡--------------♡
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