Fifty Shades of Jake Hiss

A stereotypical white girl named Gretta has fallen in love with a totally hot bae named Jake. She was totally shipping it. Follow the story as she retells the story of how she met, and fell in love with, the legendary Jake Hiss.

This book is the spiritual successor to the wonderful piece of literature known as Fifty Shades of Jake. It has now been deleted by the original author. May it rest and peace and be fondly remembered by the many people who's lives it has touched.