The legend of bench - how a man gained healing piss

Note: my writeing in mediocre at best and this is roughly 4,500 words :/

CHARACTERS NAMES - John Mulaney, Sophos, Lycidas, Mistake
(John Mulaney and Mistake where the players but are only briefly mentioned)

me and my friends did a (homebrew) DND oneshot and a npc named bench was introduced. they really liked the fact that he had healing pee and asked me to write a backstory on how he gained that power. It never mentions how he gained the piss powers but it does explain how he ended up the same place as the players.

so thats what this is.
enjoy I guess.

Also yes I reference HXH and FMA/FMAB in this a bit so... yea

If you know me irl no you dont.