Just Your Typical Average Everyday Y/N Slander (Harry Potter Edition)

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Reads 55
Votes 2
Parts 3
Time <5 mins

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The title says it all! This is just some Y/N slander!
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Hi! I'm Y/N! I have green-blue-red-purple-black-grey-sliver-violet-indigo-rainbow orbs and blonde hair. I get bullied by all the mean girls in my school for being so petite and quirky because I like reading. I go to school at Hogwarts and my biggest bully is Draco Malfoy and his girlfriend Pansy Parkinson. Ugh, I hate them! Things will begin to change, though, as I start to realize that Draco likes me... and I might like Draco too...
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For those wondering, here is a key:
Y/N= your name
L/N= (your) last name
M/N= mother's name
F/N= father's name
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Warning: light swearingAll Rights Reserved

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