RandomTopia
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If you wanna see something that'll knock you off your broomstick you might as well read this! :)
This book will have loads of hilarious stuff that might make a fall off the bed clutching your tummy, laughing! :D Comebacks, Jokes, Pick-up Lines, Riddles and Short Stories.... All of it treasured in "RandomTopia"..
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