This isn't my story, all credit to kyaru-chan on FanFiction.Net _______________________________________ They haven't updated the story since 2011 so feel free to continue it (DM me with it if you do, I would be super interested in reading it). _______________________________________ Prologue: _______________________________________ He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange. _______________________________________ Year One: _______________________________________ A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it? _______________________________________ Year Two: _______________________________________ Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well... _______________________________________ Year Three: _______________________________________ A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester? _______________________________________ Year Four: _______________________________________ Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we? _______________________________________ Year Five: _______________________________________ There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive. _______________________________________ Year Six: _______________________________________ Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings. _______________________________________ All Credit to Kyaru (Thumbie) on AO3