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Two vodka-drinking uncles

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Lei Zhi had always loved a messy garage with its tired, thoughtless tools. It was a place where she felt surprised.
Till Lili Hemingway arrives and messes up her plans.
Read to know what happens next:)
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Christina Sparrow had always loved deserted Paris with its testy, tight tunnels. It was a place where she felt lonely.
But when Cameron Hemingway appears out of thin air her plans change.
Read to know what happens next:)All Rights Reserved

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