Et Puis Etaient y Deux
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Last published Mon, Sep 16, 2013
WARNING: This, right here, is the weirdest Doctor Who fan fiction you will EVER read. I can seriously curl up in a ball on my kitchen floor cackle/sobbing at the stuff that pours out of my mind.
THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS FRIED AND CRUNCHY.
M'kay. I warned yer arse. So without further adew......
READ ONWARD ME FRIENDS! :D
WEEW-HEEW!! ^O^
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