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Ongoing, First published Mar 19, 2023
You know how sometimes you want to make a difference so bad, you end up making everything worse? Overachieving, overhauling the world. Your fate is in your own hands, hard doesn't mean impossible, the encouraging chatter we've all heard.

It's bullshit.

Either you know it, or you're about to. Don't get me wrong, nihilism is as far from what I'm trying to introduce here as it could. 

The painful realism, the omnipresent "it's all for nothing"... there's more to it. 
And if you're not a coward, you will stay with me to explore it like the goddamn outer space. Besos.

[as you can see, this work involves some cussing and heavy topics, so if that's not your thing I do understand and hope you find what you're looking for elsewhere.]
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