Ascending, Do Not Disturb!
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  • Reads 62,471
  • Votes 1,610
  • Parts 159
  • Time 34h 9m
Complete, First published Mar 20, 2023
[ This story has been written by 'You Xia Die Ying' and translated by ' Dreams of Jianghu'. So all credits to them. You can find it on Novel Updates as well. I'm copying this here for my personal use but anyone who wants to read it is welcome. Now then let's see if this novel is as fluffy as it claims to be shall we? mu ha ha ha ]


 You think too much, cultivation is not like this...

When Kong Hou steps on the path to cultivation, she learns that all xianxia stories are full of lies.

A relaxed cultivation story.

Kong Hou: a traditional musical instrument like a harp. The female protagonist's name.
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PART 3 Everyone said that Yi Qing was the number one Sword Cultivator in the world, with a swordsmanship and cultivation that no one could surpass. Whether it was when he was cultivating in the Lower Realm, or when he was in the Ten Heavens of the Upper Realm, he has always been undefeated. Yi Qing laughed and said: "That is because you do not know of my Master. If we speak of cultivation, I am not as good as she by a long mile. Thinking about it, at the start, out of the ten Heavenly Emperors of the Upper Realm, my Master beat up nine, and the one left was myself." "Master? You actually have a Master! Who? How come we never heard of it?" "My Master is.... Eh? Master? Master! And my Master? Has anyone seen my Master?" A person next to them quietly raised her paw. "I am here!" -_-||| After transmigrating, the only annoyance that bothers Shen Ying is that... her presence is too low! - MC: 沈莹 Shen Ying ML: 弈清 Yi Qing Honorable Mentions: 孤月 Gu Yue, the man who is so done with MC and ML's shit.