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How to Survive South Park

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Reads 50,245
Votes 2,124
Parts 199
Time 69h 17m

cartman clyde craig damien dovahkiin fracturedbutwhole isekai jimmy karen kenny kyle leslie magic newkid park south southpark southparkfanfiction stan stickoftruth timetravel timmy tolkien tweek wendy

A top tier South Park: Stick of Truth speedrunner gets sent into that very game, and by extension, the world of their favorite TV show by god (aka Morgan Freeman) for shits and giggles.

Finding himself now in the body of the game's protagonist, New Kid, will the knowledge of the South Park superfan be enough to survive in the reality where world ending apocalypses are weekly events stopped by 10 year olds or will they crumble under the pressure and sheer absurdity of it all?

Introducing the isekai victim's guide on How to Survive South Park.


Reference Point: The main protagonist has been sent into South Park BEFORE Season 26 of the show came out in our reality (I started this story before said season finished), so everything up until the Streaming Wars specials is known by the main protagonist at the start of his journey.

That includes the show up to season 25, the games up to Phone Destroyer, the movie, the hour-long specials up to both parts of Streaming Wars, and plenty of deleted scenes and cut content throughout all of that.

The main protagonist will learn more as the story progresses, but this is what he knows at the start.


You can also find this story on both Archive Of Our Own and Quotev if you prefer to view fics on those sites.All Rights Reserved

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The Tale of Ren - Book one: The Hunt Begins by RenCeSa07

From all of the things on earth, humans are the most interesting to watch. I've seen them research things, developing things, but also creating and destroying things. That's why I've been living among them for thousands of years. And all these time, I've seen humans evolve, physically but also mentally. All my stories of my lives through out history are different. And now, humans are at the peak of there break through of science with their knowledge of technology. This is a new story of mine. A story about my new life in a new modern generation, my first appearance as a teenager. (If you want to know how the main characters (Ren, Michelle, Kyle, Shun, Dave) look like, see the cover.) Also credits go to the artists of characters on the cover. I didn't draw them, just randomly found them on the internet. I only put them together for the cover

Craig of the Dead by Its_Me_Tweek_Tweak

Hey, you! Yeah, you. Listen up, dude, because I don't have much time. Actually, I have a ton of time, I just don't feel like repeating myself. South Park is infested with zombies. Yeah, you heard me right. Shuffling around, undead, want to eat you zombies. I'm stuck as some kind of leader of a tiny crew of kids. I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but everyone else seems to think I do, so I guess we're going with that. In a few days the whole town went from being kinda nuts to completely chaotic. Why do people think I'm a good leader? Why'd all the adults leave? Where's literally half of my grade, they can't all be dead, can they? Why are we not allowed to leave South Park? Do they want us die? How long can we keep on living like this? Most importantly, why couldn't I have just gone with Tweek to the stupid bathroom? Now he's M.I.A. and it's my fault. Anyway, I hope maybe you can find some pleasure in reading this. I mean, I would probably get bored, but whatever floats your boat, dude. Gotta run. Clyde's throwing another fit because someone ate his Hot Pocket (Spoiler Alert, it was me). See ya later, stranger. -Craig **NOTE: the story is not written as journal entries by Craig, I just thought it would be a fun little bit to put as the hook. Apologies if it is misleading.** **ALSO NOTE: the mature content warning is for language, and language only. Well, and I suppose gore and violence, but that depends on what you define as gore and violence**

♡˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ : 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 : : ; (south park) by yourlocalcostco

a story in which a family, split apart by a divorce, gets half- reunited after an... 𝙪𝙣𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙪𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙚 set of circumstances. how will y/n get accustomed to this entirely new lifestyle, living with her father and brother? and how will her new classmates react when they set their eyes on her and finally connect the dots on who she is, in relation to her twin brother? (south park x fem!reader ff) ( 𝙐𝙉𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙏𝙀𝘿 ) lowercase intended. some added content or scenes that might not align with the canon of the show will take place. + your family (including your brother) is entirely made up, but they will be alluded to being second generation immigrants. your mother's from [country name], where as your dad is american. all of you, though, are bi/multi- lingual (in my headcannon, i envision you to be half latina and/or half south/southeast asian). + when speaking in a language other than english, the sentences will be denoted by being u̲n̲d̲e̲r̲l̲i̲n̲e̲d̲, 𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥, and 𝗯𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗱.

Action at every Turn (Kenny x Reader) by TpIsBestGirl

Sorry if this fic sucks Cartmans balls I'm not that good at writing XD try to enjoy anyways~~

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𝙀𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙥𝙚 || 𝙎𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙑𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙭 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 || by iSugarWarrior

Ever since we were born, my brother and I had to keep moving from place to place, running from something. And now, we've moved to this small little mountain town in the middle of fucking nowhere. I just want things to be normal this time. ___ ALL CHARACTERS ARE18+ Pairs: Stan x (Y/n) Kenny x (Y/n) Kyle x (Y/n) Craig x (Y/n) Tweek x (Y/n) Clyde x (Y/n) ____ Some events occur during Stick of Truth and Fractured But Whole! Start: Nov. 2022. End: September 2023

Elven Forest Sovereign • Style by raeraizu

Elven Forest Sovereign • Style ----------- •Fantasy AU (Elven king Kyle and Gladiator Stan) ----------- "A war has begun between two kingdoms ruled by different kinds." This story will most likely be told with Third Person POVs, the war between two kingdoms are between Kyle and Cartman. ---------- Kyle's side; •Kyle Broflovski (Elven King/Ruler) •Kenny McCormick (Lady McCormick/Princess) •Stan Marsh (Gladiator) •Craig Tucker (Dark Magic Sorcerer/Necromancer) •Tweek Tweak (White Magic Sorcerer/Animancer) •Jimmy Valmer (Healer/Bard) •Wendy Testaburger (Leader of the knights/gladiators) •Clyde Donovan (Letter Carrier/basically a mail man for the higher ups (like Kyle)) (+other warriors/protectors/villagers) •••• Cartmans side; •Eric Cartman (Wizard King/Ruler) •Butter Stotch (Paladin) •Tolkien Black (Gladiator) •Timmy Burch (Healer/Sorcerer) •Heidi Turner (Animancer/White Magic Sorcerer) •Scott Malkinson (Letter Carrier) (pretend theres more people on cartmans side since i ran out of characters) ----------- (its my first time writing stuff like this so have mercy) -A worthy warrior holder of all his former rulers' trust in his arms, now thrown away outside the gates, down to the lonely and gloomy forest of the entitled "elves". Stanley Marsh, once former knight now thrown away outside the gates of his former kingdom ruled by the wizard king, Eric Theodore Cartman, after being framed of betrayal. Other people under Cartmans control were blinded by his glory of generous goods towards the villagers, not noticing ones abusive mind he held inside his lying skull, abusing power without anyone of his villagers' noticing. The Elven King ruling the titled "gloomy" forests has shown his presence to the abused gladiator and took him and his power under his wing, hence the gladiators trust and even his life has been placed onto this Elven Kings hands. Will the war continue? Or will the Elven King be the same as the Wizard king..?

Still In Love? (Creek) (A Bit Of Tyde) [COMPLETED] by mythical_ghost0

Tweek and craig used to date until they were in 5th grade when tweek had to move states. Now that craig is in senior year in high school there's news that there's a new kid. No big deal right? Craig has a girlfriend that he's very happy with, or.. that's what people think. Craig sees this boy had just moved here from out of state and swears he remembers him. As they start being friends they realized they actually dated in elementary and made jokes about it. Craig makes a joke that he's still into him, but is it true or not? Clyde's in a rough spot. Everyone is telling him that he should break up with his girlfriend bebe cause they are in a toxic relationship. Everytime, he gets mad. Not like he's actually mad.. but bebe tells him he should be mad when people talk about their relationship badly. Turns out, clyde fell out of love for her. He's actually in love with tolkien. But, everytime he tries to break up with her he gets manipulated into getting back in the relationship. Enough is enough. He breaks up with bebe for good but he's under a lot of stress cause she said that if he leaves.. she would do some fucked up shit. (This story is mostly creek but a lot of tyde in it. I'm adding tyde in because I rarely write about tyde or draw it and I just want to recognize it cause I really like the ship)

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A south park ff, characters are adults and have graduated. Takes place from November 2023 to January 2024. Most likely will be slowburn (I'm sorry (not)) Kenny McCormick lives alone and doesn't have many friends now that he's not in school, but what happens when he meets the new guy in town who happens to be a florist? Leopold "Butters" Stotch has just recently moved from Mississippi to South Park and opened a floral store in search of living the life he's dreamed of since he was a child, but what happens when he meets a certain guy who's lived here his whole life and turns his upside down? (Psst! I don't own the cover art or South Park or it's characters! Credit for Art goes to mmantequilla on Tumblr and credit for South Park and characters goes to Matt Stone and Trey Parker, any further credits will be in the chapters they are needed) Tw! Not much but this is a Bunny fanfic so if you don't like that you can go, no need to read if you don't like it right? I don't feel comfortable writing smut so *IF* there is any sex it will only be mentioned but not explicitly written out. There will be swears and potential homophobic slurs but its South Park, what do you expect?

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𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑹 ⤶ 「 𝑲𝑵𝒀 𝑿 𝑴𝑶𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑵 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 」 cover

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♡˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ : 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 : : ; (south park) cover

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𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑹 ⤶ 「 𝑲𝑵𝒀 𝑿 𝑴𝑶𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑵 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 」

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