Tundra's Book Of Absolutely-Not-Spoilers-Whatever-Could-You-Be-Implying

Read the title.

Actually, no, don't. It's not a spoiler book. There are absolutely no spoilers to be had in here, and definitely not important facts that of things that positively will not happen in later stories that you, anxious readers, would have any interest in.

None whatsoever.

Actually, it might be better if you go now.

Okay, yes, goodbye.