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The Four Horsemen

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Parts 9
Time 3h 52m

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You've all heard the legend of the Four Horsemen, but little did you know that they are real. The Devil's four most trusted generals are tasked with bringing the end of humanity. There's just one small problem, they failed spectacularly.  World War 2 being botched they had to go into hiding. Years have passed, and in this modern world they've become shells of their former selves. 

The biggest offender of them all is Death.  He has completely given up on the mission and has become a stoner. To make matters worse he has grown to like the humans he was tasked to eliminate. This puts him at odds with Pestilence, who has nothing but disgust for them. Their friendship is strained with Famine and War caught in the middle as a strange occurrence has the four demons put in a position they never thought possible. 

Deep in the kingdom of the clouds a nefarious plot has been put into motion with 2 objectives: Overthrowing God and killing the horsemen.  With their powers weakening the Horsemen are in a race against time to defeat the treacherous angels or else they themselves will perish. Join me on this epic horror comedy as the four worst people you've ever met are forced to become our saviors. Prepare to laugh, cry, and think about the philosophy of human nature in this hilariously offensive adventure that is the first installment of a 4 story narrative as well as the first half of a shared universe.All Rights Reserved

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The Curse of the Broken Shrinking God by user252078406230

How can the two opposing forces survive when they both want to be the dragon? How much will one have to shrink in size before the curse is finally broken? The Dark One is so happy to be rid of the darkness he had constantly battled for a timeless eternity. But he must face the consequence of his actions facing his darkness head on. In part one God the dragon is as big as the universe put together, but us he begins to separate himself, his imagas turn against him. Both HaShem and Samael feel it is their destiny to unite the dragon once more. This leads to a battle the result of which the children of God become more and more broken and scattered in their thought. Once they were planets now they are ants. How small will they have to go before the dragon is whole again and God is once more the seven headed dragon? Each book faces another price that is paid in yet another fall of his images in the curse of the broken shrinking God. Part II: HaShem enjoys the love of his Father and finds love for his sister. She is belittled by her other brother yet HaShem wants to defend her. He finds he is willing to give up everything to see others share in that same simple love. Part III: Iniquity is complete; the resurrection takes place; creation is complete. This book is a Truthfiction or Midrash rendering of the creation week. A rough commenary on the research neccessary to produce this book can be found at https://peoplegetreadyforyeshuaiscoming.blogspot.com/

The human race stands on the brink of extinction; the result of a plague the likes of which the world has never seen. When salvation comes, it isn't a miracle cure created by science or our government that saves us. No, our saviors are monsters. Jane appears to be nothing special. In fact, she's a sad sight to behold, afflicted by the sorrow of her tragic past and failing marriage. The young wife and mother of two finds herself just as terrified as every other soul when humanity faces doom. Yet, when hope seems lost, Jane does something even her estranged husband fails to--she fights. And she's not alone. David and his companions are what our world has dismissed as mere legend. Their duty to the human race brings them across the country--and they all know it is no coincidence when they cross paths with Jane. As it happens, Jane is special. She's destined to be the very center of our world's fate. With her heart divided and monsters from every nightmare seeking her out, Jane will quickly learn the greatest war is the one within. So what will she do when they realize she's the greatest monster of them all? ✦Gods & Monsters is the first book of the Gods & Monsters trilogy, an emotional and epic tale of one woman's battle against true monsters while she endures her greatest fight--the war with her own inner-demon. It's a story of loss, tragedy, war, good vs evil--a not so simple love-triangle--and supernatural beings like you've never seen them before.✦ Warning: this is only a sample

Eos by Money4vodka

After living full lives filled with both happiness and sorrows, two lifelong friends die in old age and wake up as their younger selves, not in an afterlife, but in a world that they themselves have written about and imagined their entire lives. Now they must adjust to this new reality and fight for the love and respect they seek in a world full of magic, mystery, and danger. This story is a slow, slow burn. WARNING mature language and themes, read at your own risk. Comments and feedback are really appreciated.

Dead Zone Apocalypse by LordShenra

The heroes and villains you read about in stories are different then the ones in real life. Here, there are creatures we call demons...they are monsters that seek to devour, destroy and eat humans. An event that brings calamity and world ending to human life is called Dead Zone Apocalypse. Demons would live on earth with ease because of this...but because of the survivors, one managed go back in time to prevent it from happening. What this person don't know, is a chain of events that will try to make a new path for Dead Zone Apocalypse to eventually happen. No matter how many go back in time...nothing can stop the uprise of Dead Zone Apocalypse. ~M for mature rated content~ Started: June 4, 2023 Finish date: August 13, 2023

In love with a demon by _faith_rose_

*GUYS FYI THIS IS A VERY OLD BOOK THAT NEEDS TO BE EDITED READ AT YOUR OWN RISK* So long ago in a world where demons and angels were friends the angels and demons had gotten in a war which became so big that both angels and demons agreed that demons would Stay on their side and angels would stay on theirs. And if demons dared to go to the angels side they die as goes for the angels. But can one demon and one angel change everything? Also the pictures I post on here are not by me! (Hello everyone!! I posted this book a long time ago and I guess a lot of people liked it but I stopped for a long time now! So I'm revising the book of errors and I'll be finishing the book this year!) -2023 "WARNING" There May be sexual content, blood, violence, and strong language

Seven Emotions [Process of Editing] by ottereggrock

Books Aren't Like The Real World Spin-Off (Oh BrEe WhYd YoU cHaNgE tHe CoNcEpT?!: Because I can.) ------- There's a legend that tells a tale of a group of 7, immortal and dangerous. They roam around Earth every few centuries and destroy what mankind works hard for. That is, if this legend is even true at all. -|-|-|-|-|- *Warning* -Profanity -Completely rushed -Lots of characters you have to remember -|-|-|-|-|- Seven emotions: Rage, Fear, Envious, Sadness, Happy, Disgust, and Anticipation, all with their certain powers. Ideally, they're immortal, but the more power they use, the more their life shortens. Certain requirements had to be made so that they could live on Earth and breath the oxygen. And after so many years of fighting and fighting, having almost no time to live the lives they want, they give up, spending what normal teenagers would use to play video games or go shopping to train and increase their magic. With another big attack coming along soon, Rage is going to go into Immortal's Death for sure, Envious, Happiness and many others are certainly going to be on the brink of it. With training and modern technology blocking their lives, is it a good thing when someone, specifically a boy who claims he's a spawn of Satan, enters their world? ----- Highest Rank:#26 7/26/17 ---- Started: April 29th, 2017 Finished: August 17th, 2017

Born In Hell (Book II) by AnotherBurntFlame

Kids are such a joy aren't they. You know 2 grandkids of Lucifer with 2 more on the way, 2 hardheaded smartasses that came from king dumbass himself, 1 of death, 2 of war and 2 of the enemy. Joyous right? Yeah, so let's have a little reunion. It's been years since they've all been in one place. Might as well get the band back together. I know you'll miss me narrating the whole shindig, but I have to give the kids a chance, because shit is about to hit the fan. I'm not talking about the soft shit, I'm talking the messy kind, that is out of control. The kind that leaves you with love, hate and confusion. That's all I can say, you'll have to find out for yourself to see what happens. Oh did I forget to mention they have no idea of the power they hold? -------------------------- "You told her?!" I flinched at mom's tone. "Kali- wow," Belle breathed when she turned to see her sister gone. "Kali told her, not me." Ma's hands were shaking at her sides. I've never actually seen her get mad to that point before. Now she looked like she wanted to fight, but she always tells me not to. I really want to see how this plays out since she's war and all. "Should I tell Uri, or Nasima, or should I feed the twins to fire and let the rest find them?" Belle's eyes literally turned a shade darker in green. "You wouldn't like it, so why didn't you stop Kali?"

The Devils Daughter by Tory215

"I'll make a deal with you"I said smiling sadisticly and slowly walking towards him. "wh-who are you"the Alpha said. "Oh you know your usual run in demon"I said smirking with my trident. I came closer to his ear and said"The devils Daughter". --------------------- When everyone dies they go to heaven or hell. The Angels fight the demons. The Demons fight the Angels. The Angels make the world peaceful. The Demons kill senselessly and make violence. The Angels kill the demons. The Demons kill innocent and Angels. But there is a new powerful Demon in hell that is nearly impossible to kill. Angels tried to kill this new being but when they return their near death and their wings are almost ripped off. This Demon was born a human but turned into a beast that only knows how to kill. this Demon was worshiped in hell and in Earth or heaven they shake in fear. The devil himself raised her himself and now she is known as DD. The Devils Daughter............ ------------ There is Language. Beware, this was made when i was like around 10 years old...you have been warned

Ball of Nothing by Destiny_Aitsuji

I started off as nothing, just a mass of consciousness that slowly evolved. Just your average overpowered existence hungry for a multiverse adventure. Demons? They are my friends. Monsters? They are delicacies. Heroes? Not even equal to the dirt on my boots. Royalty? Money Machi- Ahem, a pleasure doing business. Immortals and Gods? Share with me the latest gossips! With power comes responsibility, but I'm just a ball... or am I just a ball? Watch as I regain my memories and beat up my past self. *** Special chapter release on other milestones, check out my discord and patreon for more details, thank you for the support! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/destinyaitsuji Kofi: Ko-fi.com/destinyaitsuji Discord: https://discord.gg/UrtDMXn

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The Curse of the Broken Shrinking God

How can the two opposing forces survive when they both want to be the dragon? How much will one have to shrink in size before the curse is finally broken? The Dark One is so happy to be rid of the darkness he had constantly battled for a timeless eternity. But he must face the consequence of his actions facing his darkness head on. In part one God the dragon is as big as the universe put together, but us he begins to separate himself, his imagas turn against him. Both HaShem and Samael feel it is their destiny to unite the dragon once more. This leads to a battle the result of which the children of God become more and more broken and scattered in their thought. Once they were planets now they are ants. How small will they have to go before the dragon is whole again and God is once more the seven headed dragon? Each book faces another price that is paid in yet another fall of his images in the curse of the broken shrinking God. Part II: HaShem enjoys the love of his Father and finds love for his sister. She is belittled by her other brother yet HaShem wants to defend her. He finds he is willing to give up everything to see others share in that same simple love. Part III: Iniquity is complete; the resurrection takes place; creation is complete. This book is a Truthfiction or Midrash rendering of the creation week. A rough commenary on the research neccessary to produce this book can be found at https://peoplegetreadyforyeshuaiscoming.blogspot.com/