I speak fluent sarcasm
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MatureOngoing5m
Last published Sat, Sep 5, 2015
I wished my story was perfect.
One of those cliché story's where the girl always gets the guy.
The romances dripping with artificial sweetener, nail polish and perfume.
But no.
My romance is hardly a romance at all.
And it's dripping with sweat, blood and pain.
That can never be cleansed with soothing words and comforting hugs.
No matter how hard I try, he will never fall for me.
That's why I speak fluent sarcasm.
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