The Blip Bae
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  • Time 4h 46m
  • Reads 1,161
  • Votes 31
  • Parts 30
  • Time 4h 46m
Complete, First published Mar 23, 2023
Mature
Prequel to "I Don't Need New Friends."


Natasha got Steve into one of her infamous thigh holds. He was frantically tapping her leg to get her to release him, when she got an idea.

"Nat?" He gasped. "Come on! I'm tapping out! You win!" He was bright red and trying not to pass out. "Please!"

"On one condition, Rogers." Nat smirked down at him. "You ask Zoe out on a date. A real date."



The story of how a pair of ordinary friends find themselves mixed up with super people.

And how even super people need friends, too.

Loosely follows the "Infinity Saga" timeline.

All characters copyright Marvel except Zoe Jacobs.
All Rights Reserved
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"I'm guessing you're here to try and recruit me? Again?" I ask him patiently. I believe this is the fifth-time Nick Fury has come calling. Each and every time I have turned him down, but eventually he comes back and proposes the same thing. "No, I'm here to see if you'd like some girl scout cookies. The Samoa's are selling really well this year." Nick sasses while giving me his signature glare. I smirk. He's a sarcastic jerk, but he is funny. "Oh, well in that case..." I start and trail off, knowing it'll make him even more frustrated. He huffs and my smirk grows. "Why do you want me so bad?" I ask, honestly wanting to know. I watch Nick as he sighs deeply and clasps his hands in front of him. "Your skill set is equal to the best that we have. You would be an invaluable part of the team." He explains, but he knows that isn't what I mean. We stare at each other for a moment before he sighs again. "Your history only makes you more of an impressive subject." He continues and I groan. "The point is that you would help put an end to what happened to you, on a global scale." He says. "Think about it, Shifter." Nick drops a folder on the concrete and starts to walk back to the exit of the roof. I flip through the folder lazily, barely skimming the papers, but I know all of the names already. Once I've gone through most of it I stop and toss it in the dust behind me. Reading it was useless. I wasn't made to be any sort of hero. I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS. ONLY THE CHARACTERS AND THE SITUATIONS I CREATE.