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FBI? NOT EVEN CLOSE...

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"brittney welcome to the clueless FBI agency! we will start you in the field, heres your lab coat!" " omg the lab?!? i like will not touch any freaking  dead body! i just got a hand manacure!!" (totaly schocked) "dont worry... you wont. there are pictures and items at this crime sceen.." and thats when i relized i just hierd a total crazy ditsy idot! how did i not see this coming? i mean even i like to dress up. and i thought she was just dressing up for the interview.. oh no.... i was dead WRONG!
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(this is a short story, and my first one! enjoy!:D)
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