Inanimate Insanity Oneshots (Smut/steamy/fluff)
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Last published Wed, Sep 3, 2025
From the author of Inanimate Insanity Happy Halloween!
II oneshots are here.
Liked II Happy Halloween and looking for some more? Or cringed at it and looking for something better? Then this is the right book.
In this book I will be taking requests from anyone. From smut to fluff. Any II characters from any season. Any ship.
Coverart by @inanim8insanity on Twitter
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