The Little Mermaid (My Version)

Hey, guys! Guess what time it is? That's right, it's time to ruin your childhood! Well, that strongly depends. What I'm going to be doing is taking, like, Disney movies or old stories and changing the characters and some of the story line to make them gay! Yaaaaay! But seriously. I don't know, maybe I'll write some of my own. Homophobes, leave quickly, while you still can. The rest of you, enjoy. Ciao! Ti amo!