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You better be joking... (Blue lock X F!Reader chatfic)

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Reads 96,579
Votes 3,448
Parts 34
Time 4h 5m

mentallysaneyippii

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bachira bachirameguru bluelock ihavenoideawhatimdoing isagi isagiyoichi niko nikoikki reo reomikage rin rinitoshi sae saeitoshi shidou shidouryusei

"Bitch you look like if a cockroach and Barney had a child, don't talk to me‼️🗣️"

Blue lock X F!Reader Chatfic

!May contain manga spoilers!All Rights Reserved

bachira bachirameguru bluelock ihavenoideawhatimdoing isagi isagiyoichi niko nikoikki reo reomikage rin rinitoshi sae saeitoshi shidou shidouryusei

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